My girls a vegetable, she lives in a hospital,
I'd do most anything to keep that bitch alive.
She's got no arms and legs, all she's got are stumps and pegs,
I'd do most anything to keep that bitch alive.
She's got her own TV, it's called an EKG,
I'd do most anything to keep that bitch alive.
One day i played a joke, pulled the cord and watched her croak,
I'd do most anything to keep that bitch
ALIVE!!
*sung by JR*