| Posted On: | 2005-09-06 00:00:00 |
Being homosexual is so totally gay !
Its okay, if you are gay, that is.
Fact is, that it is so totally wonderfully flamboyantly
gay to be gay !
yay to be gay, and if you're not . . .
pray to be gay,
stay gay, let us all rejoyce and sing,
"GAYHOOD IS THE GLORY OF GAYISHNESS, PLEASE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, REALIZE:
(then continuse whispering)
"if you are gay. it is more than okay. Jesus loves you - if you are a man. Or whoa, whoa... whhhhoooaman. whoaman. woaman. woman."
(then, in sign language, communicate the idea of CONCEPT to the person closest to you. Yes, you read correctly, communicate the idea of the concept 'concept'. And if you do not understand how to sign the concept of concept, draw the idea of CONCEPT on a piece of paper. Almost sharade like isn't it? Well don't just sit there reading about how sharade like it is to draw on a piece of paper the idea of concept, GO DO IT. GO DO IT. GO DO IT. GOD IT?)
gOT IT?
goD TIT.
GOOD TIT!
gooooood titties. titties, titties, I love titties, ity bity titty titties. they are ever so jiggly and pretty.
soft ones
hard ones
slow ones
show me titties by twos and fours, or eights and twelves, but never in threes. or ones. or sevens.
now that is just bizarre
how long and far would Jesus walk to find a girlie with an odd number of tits? - think about that?
just pause and think about that:
how long and far would Jesus walk to find a girlie with an odd number of tits?
Did you think about it long enough yet?
Good. Because now that your thought proscess is crysal clarity clear you can realise
JESUS IS DEAD
but homosexuals live on
