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2008 December:

hey sir, you are as warm as a welcoming mat, yup

i want to hug you
i want it to be WELCOMING & WARM

i want it to be sensual,
i want it to be sexual,
i want it to be spicy,

NO!

i want it to be saucy,

SOY SAUCE!

but please, no Chinese,
i’m on a diet, maybe sprinkle me a plate of MSG