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 | On Sun Dec 11, 2005 » Toltech said "You're about to learn the value of a hard day's night." |
| On Sat Nov 5, 2005 » Toltech said "Some people preffer cucumbers over pickles." |
| On Sun Oct 23, 2005 » Toltech said "Unlike Hollywood movie stars, we can get a face-lift and work at the same time." |
| On Thu Sep 29, 2005 » Toltech said "Beauty and the Beat" |
| On Tue Sep 13, 2005 » Toltech said "...so dope you'll need detox." |
| On Mon Sep 12, 2005 » Toltech said "She was dressed as a cheerleader and said she was 19 but her stomach had a cesarian scar and her face had more lines than a mirror at Studio 54." |
| On Sun Sep 11, 2005 » Toltech said "She's attending an electronic music recital and will be retuning around midnight., I presume, smelling of clover." |
| On Fri Sep 9, 2005 » Toltech said "Isn't Finel Tastro from Vezenuela?" |
| On Wed Sep 7, 2005 » Toltech said "Say "Mother may I?" and then spell "Cup"!" |
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » Toltech said "It's the Cops....no even worse....it's the Police Cops!!!!" |
| On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » Toltech said "Attention all insomniacs: All you have to do to fu%#*ng fall asleep is lie in your fu%#*ng bed!" |
| On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » Toltech said "Mastah Shake: "Don't hate me for being attractive. Why don't you go back to your ugly room and chat with that girl you're afraid of meeting in person?!"" |
| On Wed Aug 24, 2005 » Toltech said "This is too busy. This is all too busy. By the time you read it, your dead!" |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » Toltech said "I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S!!!!" |
| On Fri Aug 19, 2005 » Toltech said "I know I'm a screwup. I know I'm in a band. I know that I am up against a mighty mighty man." |
| On Fri Aug 19, 2005 » Toltech said "I'm gonna brush with your soul and floss with you spirit." |
| On Tue Aug 9, 2005 » Toltech said "Cyrus: What's that camera doing there? Ricky: None of your fucking business actually. (From Trailer Park Boys)" |
| On Wed Jul 27, 2005 » Toltech said ""If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler" |
| On Wed Jul 13, 2005 » Toltech said "American beer is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water!" |
| On Tue Jun 28, 2005 » Toltech said "Lady:That was amazing. You saved her life. Thank God you know C.P.R----Glen Quagmire: What the hell's C.P.R.?" |
| On Mon Jun 27, 2005 » Toltech said "The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then gets elected and proves it.--P. J. O'Rourke" |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » Toltech said "Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives sermons at church?! Captain what's his name!" |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » Toltech said "With who? Or should I ask with WHOM?! (hehehe inside)" |
| On Mon Jun 13, 2005 » Toltech said "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing." |
| On Mon May 23, 2005 » Toltech said "you mess with the bean. you mess with the whole burrito" |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » Toltech said "They'll come up to me after the show. They push me and say hey buddy, we're christians and we don't like what you said....so then forgive me! - Bill Hicks" |
| On Sat May 7, 2005 » Toltech said "Nighty night! Keep your butt hole tight!" |
| On Sat Mar 5, 2005 » Toltech said "Even if she were to die it would still take her 2 hours to get ready." |
| On Wed Feb 23, 2005 » Toltech said "and now the nerds are congregating for the ceremonial banging of the plastic toys" |
| On Fri Feb 18, 2005 » Toltech said "Yeah I like what you said about the thing there....umm and..mmm....and also I'm sorry I wasn't listening." |
| On Fri Feb 18, 2005 » Toltech said "You're 8, why put yourself through that? You got your whole life to be miserable." |
| On Wed Feb 16, 2005 » Toltech said "Have you ever been to a gym? In a gym, breasts are called pects." |
| On Wed Feb 16, 2005 » Toltech said "I am not picking my nose. I'm pulling things out of it." |
| On Tue Feb 15, 2005 » Toltech said "It's better to have loved and lost that then to have lived the rest of my life with that bitch." |
| On Tue Feb 8, 2005 » Toltech said "-Was that a threat or a poem? Coach McGurk (from "Home Movies")" |
| On Sun Feb 6, 2005 » Toltech said "A hornless unicorn is just a horse." |
| On Fri Jan 28, 2005 » Toltech said "Ooh is that jealousy I see in your eyes Craig?....mmm yes drown me in the sweet water of your envy.-Eric Cartman" |
| On Tue Jan 25, 2005 » Toltech said "-Don't touch this, it's not a toy. -You say that about everything! Why don't you own toys?! They're fun." |
| On Mon Jan 24, 2005 » Toltech said "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? there's a support group for that, it's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar." |
| On Mon Jan 24, 2005 » Toltech said "It’s much too late to find. You think you’ve changed your mind. You’d better change it back or we will both be sorry eh tina!" |
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