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 | On Tue Jan 7, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said ".. hummm... heu what else to be said when you don't know more than 3 words?" |
| On Mon Jan 6, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said ".. I am so Perfect ! you can be too !!! .. Self-lobotomy is your easy way to perfection ! .. just do as i do !" |
| On Sun Jan 5, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "i would have loved to be born with a brain... but anyway not everybody is as lucky as me :P .." |
| On Sun Jan 5, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "i am the ONE-Eyebrow man.. FEAR ME ! or Fuck me :P (this offer applies only to ladies)" |
| On Sat Jan 4, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "This line belongs to Sir d'oreille" |
| On Sat Jan 4, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said ".. This Belongs to CyberEars..." |
| On Fri Jan 3, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "melty --> GH Iz bad... Do Paint It's better for your brain's health!" |
| On Thu Jan 2, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said ".. n'est stupide que la stupidité elle meme ..." |
| On Thu Jan 2, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "Caution * am already stupid.. cos i dont understand anything * (theses were my words of wisdom)" |
| On Thu Jan 2, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "beer makes people bad... do Pillz.. you'll be more friendly !
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| On Wed Jan 1, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said "Maybe YOU should suck.. because if YOU sucked .. everyone here would be happy to see YOU" |
| On Wed Jan 1, 2003 » Sir_Doreille said ".. i was cool when you wrote that line... i wasn't actually sober :D .." |
| On Tue Dec 31, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "contextual song on tv as i read --> love at first sight.. ..
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| On Tue Dec 31, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i must be half cool because i edited a one-liner once.. but i don't record my phone conversation..." |
| On Mon Dec 30, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "burn your prunes first! .." |
| On Mon Dec 30, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "Do .. is short too :P .. Do .. Do it to me ! ( Re .. re Fe le Me Le ... toupoudou !)" |
| On Sun Dec 29, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i think i'm dumb" |
| On Sun Dec 29, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "duh! hum.. i i'm with stupid .." |
| On Sat Dec 28, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "free beer !!!! free beer? Anyone heard about free beer??" |
| On Thu Dec 26, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "would you like a cup o tea?
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| On Sun Dec 22, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said ".. hum... why are we doin' it thug style ?
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| On Thu Dec 19, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "saw some cool lyrics.. posting down other cool lyrics --> G0D Iz Dead And No One CAres ! If there is an Hell .. i See you There !!!" |
| On Wed Dec 18, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "loading..... to proceed.. please shake my dick ..." |
| On Thu Dec 12, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "h4x0r s0x ... i mean those kinda hackers..didn't use this Xpression in a while.. but i think the context is nice --> Lamers.." |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "maybe.. but the important point is she didn't sucked mine.. :~~(" |
| On Tue Dec 10, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i can maybe take you by the hand and show you my bedroom .. :?" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "you can only marry sheeps in my religion.. sorry dude.." |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "Don't steal any buttefly Simpson's quote again.. you Sinner .. this actually is my religion..
and in my religion.. sundays are slept away or spent listening to football games" |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i cannot kill!!! i am religious!!... i can't sin... maybe we should make a threesome.. would be a great solution" |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "yeah but drugs love my life.. and i too ... so how can i get a solution to this love triangle??" |
| On Sat Dec 7, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "that's not soup idiot ! .. that's some tasteful Potage ..
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| On Sat Dec 7, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i had this dream once.. that i had this small portable soup generator... hummm.. made some great soup... hum was it really a dream ?" |
| On Fri Dec 6, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "feel happy.... really! .. hey i said i'm happy you muthafuka !" |
| On Thu Dec 5, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "GEt your Ass Kicked
http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm" |
| On Thu Dec 5, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i hate when people that should hang therself, don't and continue complaining about it.." |
| On Wed Dec 4, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said ".. maybe i'll get a bra too.. :P .. but i prefer to choose straight-from-the-meat ..:P .. hum by the way support group?. what about an Aerobic Row-row-the boat course like at alien abduction ?" |
| On Wed Dec 4, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i'm gonna kill you all .. then i'll give back sex to the world and masterbate on your dead bodies.. (sounds creepy ) by the way did not stole your one liner.. just kinda forgot to pay rights for using it.." |
| On Tue Dec 3, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "Smack My bitchhh Up ! .. 9 i had a great onliner once.. but i forgot it by the time i wrote... damn e-tards.." |
| On Tue Dec 3, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "the world madness is as much as it's sadness.. but how much sad is it ? now we can't be safe anywhere !" |
| On Mon Dec 2, 2002 » Sir_Doreille said "i dunno you're not even safe at home... only place where you could be safe surrounded by gay men.. is a baseball field.. but i don't think you would be safe physically.. if you know what i mean" |
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