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On Sat Feb 3, 2007 » Party_Girl said "my boyfriends out of town" |
On Fri Feb 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "le party est poigner dans mes souliers" |
On Fri Feb 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "do you like to dance...then you were born to be a dancer!!!" |
On Wed Jan 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "just remember that your unique...just like everyone else!!!!" |
On Wed Jan 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "sometimes we dont do things we want to do, so that others wont know we want to do them" |
On Tue Jan 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "did you fart...cause you blew me away" |
On Sat Jan 27, 2007 » Party_Girl said "hey mr.ass did you forget to brush your teeth,your breath smells like shit" |
On Fri Jan 26, 2007 » Party_Girl said "jetais buzzer,apres accoter...mais la je suis lautrebord,alors troptard" |
On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you break it and stick it back together it will always remain broken" |
On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "a dream is just a dream...a goal ia a dream with a plan and a deadline" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "a drunk mans words are a sobers thoughts" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "laughter is a smile with the volume turned up" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i do whatever my rice krispies tell me too" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i used up all my sick days...so i called in dead" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if sex is a pain in the ass...then your not doing it right" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "its not how you pick your nose...its where you put the booger" |
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you cant conviced them,confused them" |
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "time is what keeps things from happening all at once" |
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "he who laughs last,thinks slowest" |
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i dont suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it" |
On Mon Jan 22, 2007 » Party_Girl said "why is abbreviation such a long word" |
On Sun Jan 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said "not all men are annoying...some are dead....lol" |
On Sun Jan 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said "ignorance can be cured,stupid is forever" |
On Sat Jan 20, 2007 » Party_Girl said "booze is the anwser!...what was the question?" |
On Fri Jan 19, 2007 » Party_Girl said "on the other hand....you got different fingers" |
On Fri Jan 19, 2007 » Party_Girl said "assassins do it from behind" |
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said "out of my mind.....back in 5 minutes" |
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said "there are 3 kinds of people,those who can count and those who cant!!!!" |
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you cant come to the party,will bring it to you" |
On Wed Jan 17, 2007 » Party_Girl said "no one is listening until you make a mistake" |
On Wed Jan 17, 2007 » Party_Girl said "few women admit their age,few men act it" |
On Mon Jan 15, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i have the pussy,i make the rules!!!!" |
On Sun Jan 14, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i just noticed you notice me and i just want to give you the notice that i noticed you too" |
On Thu Jan 11, 2007 » Party_Girl said "one bad apple doesnt ruin a bunch" |
On Wed Jan 10, 2007 » Party_Girl said "steal from the rich and give to the poor" |
On Tue Jan 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "nothing is free" |
On Sun Jan 7, 2007 » Party_Girl said "shit happens and if it happens to u well shit" |
On Sat Jan 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said "what if dreams was really reality.....and that reality was a dream....what would be reality" |
On Fri Jan 5, 2007 » Party_Girl said "life is like a box of chocolate...you never know what your gonna get" |
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