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On Sat Feb 3, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"my boyfriends out of town"
On Fri Feb 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"le party est poigner dans mes souliers"
On Fri Feb 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"do you like to dance...then you were born to be a dancer!!!"
On Wed Jan 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"just remember that your unique...just like everyone else!!!!"
On Wed Jan 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"sometimes we dont do things we want to do, so that others wont know we want to do them"
On Tue Jan 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"did you fart...cause you blew me away"
On Sat Jan 27, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"hey mr.ass did you forget to brush your teeth,your breath smells like shit"
On Fri Jan 26, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"jetais buzzer,apres accoter...mais la je suis lautrebord,alors troptard"
On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"if you break it and stick it back together it will always remain broken"
On Thu Jan 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"a dream is just a dream...a goal ia a dream with a plan and a deadline"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"a drunk mans words are a sobers thoughts"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"laughter is a smile with the volume turned up"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"i do whatever my rice krispies tell me too"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"i used up all my sick days...so i called in dead"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"if sex is a pain in the ass...then your not doing it right"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"its not how you pick your nose...its where you put the booger"
On Wed Jan 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"if you cant conviced them,confused them"
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"time is what keeps things from happening all at once"
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"he who laughs last,thinks slowest"
On Tue Jan 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"i dont suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it"
On Mon Jan 22, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"why is abbreviation such a long word"
On Sun Jan 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"not all men are annoying...some are dead....lol"
On Sun Jan 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"ignorance can be cured,stupid is forever"
On Sat Jan 20, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"booze is the anwser!...what was the question?"
On Fri Jan 19, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"on the other hand....you got different fingers"
On Fri Jan 19, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"assassins do it from behind"
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"out of my mind.....back in 5 minutes"
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"there are 3 kinds of people,those who can count and those who cant!!!!"
On Thu Jan 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"if you cant come to the party,will bring it to you"
On Wed Jan 17, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"no one is listening until you make a mistake"
On Wed Jan 17, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"few women admit their age,few men act it"
On Mon Jan 15, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"i have the pussy,i make the rules!!!!"
On Sun Jan 14, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"i just noticed you notice me and i just want to give you the notice that i noticed you too"
On Thu Jan 11, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"one bad apple doesnt ruin a bunch"
On Wed Jan 10, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"steal from the rich and give to the poor"
On Tue Jan 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"nothing is free"
On Sun Jan 7, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"shit happens and if it happens to u well shit"
On Sat Jan 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"what if dreams was really reality.....and that reality was a dream....what would be reality"
On Fri Jan 5, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"life is like a box of chocolate...you never know what your gonna get"
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