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On Wed May 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "roses are red,violets are gold,why need a bra when thers nothing to hold!!" |
On Wed May 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "eat your heart out" |
On Tue May 8, 2007 » Party_Girl said "vas tu te coucher?....non pas aujourdhui!!!" |
On Tue May 8, 2007 » Party_Girl said "why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly!!!" |
On Mon May 7, 2007 » Party_Girl said "women got tits to manipulate guys into buying them drinks!!!!" |
On Sun May 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i am a pepper!!" |
On Sun May 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said "support a doctor,become a skater!!!" |
On Sat May 5, 2007 » Party_Girl said "que d'emotion" |
On Fri May 4, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Jack Daniels is proof that god wants us to be happy!!" |
On Fri May 4, 2007 » Party_Girl said "cocaine is gods way of proving you have too much money!!!" |
On Thu May 3, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you can be wrong a million times but you only gotta be right once!!!" |
On Thu May 3, 2007 » Party_Girl said "no matter how long you grab on to something, you always lose it" |
On Wed May 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "check mark!!!" |
On Wed May 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "theres nothing you can do that cant be done!!!" |
On Tue May 1, 2007 » Party_Girl said "metal rocks!!!" |
On Mon Apr 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "save a horse,ride a cowboy" |
On Sun Apr 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "there are so many millonaires out there,how come i cant find one for me!!!" |
On Sat Apr 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "ill work for shoes!!" |
On Sat Apr 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "je suis tellement ajun que je suis buzzer" |
On Fri Apr 27, 2007 » Party_Girl said "watch out for the idiot behind me!!!(this does not include the person who wrote the last oneliner)" |
On Fri Apr 27, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left" |
On Fri Apr 27, 2007 » Party_Girl said "je tadore plus que hier, moins que demain!!" |
On Thu Apr 26, 2007 » Party_Girl said "constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating" |
On Thu Apr 26, 2007 » Party_Girl said "we live once,so enjoy every minute of it" |
On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "a professor speaks in someone elses mind" |
On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "une fille propre garde pas sa en dedans" |
On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if drinking and driving is illegal,then why do bars have parking lots!!!" |
On Tue Apr 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "be yourself,who else knows how!!!" |
On Tue Apr 24, 2007 » Party_Girl said "boys are like lava lamps,fun to look at but not so bright!!" |
On Mon Apr 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case,what a coincidence!!!" |
On Sun Apr 22, 2007 » Party_Girl said "it doesnt matter what temperature the room is,its always room temperature" |
On Sat Apr 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said "they call it P.M.S because the mad cow disease was already taken" |
On Sat Apr 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if we all are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for" |
On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » Party_Girl said "MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause! dont you notice that all our problems begin with men!!!!" |
On Fri Apr 20, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound" |
On Thu Apr 19, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you cant change what you dont acknowlege" |
On Wed Apr 18, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you cant fall off the floor" |
On Tue Apr 17, 2007 » Party_Girl said "on rencontre tellement de gens dans notre vie mais on a juste une main pour conter nous vrais amis" |
On Sat Apr 14, 2007 » Party_Girl said "vivre cest pire que mourir" |
On Wed Apr 4, 2007 » Party_Girl said "how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood" |
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