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 | On Tue Jun 12, 2007 » Party_Girl said ""Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."" |
| On Mon Jun 11, 2007 » Party_Girl said "theres always someone ready to screw you over!!!" |
| On Mon Jun 11, 2007 » Party_Girl said "practice makes perfect" |
| On Mon Jun 11, 2007 » Party_Girl said "its easy being a man cause their orgasm are always real" |
| On Sun Jun 10, 2007 » Party_Girl said "all paths lead to something, you just gotta take the right ones to get to the right end!!!" |
| On Sat Jun 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "its easy being a man cause your ass is never a factor in an interview" |
| On Sat Jun 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "ma taper tes shorts toi" |
| On Sat Jun 9, 2007 » Party_Girl said "money is the root to all evil" |
| On Fri Jun 8, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you can be whatever you want to be!!!" |
| On Fri Jun 8, 2007 » Party_Girl said "im the man today" |
| On Thu Jun 7, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you take a picture it would last forever,so stop starring at me!!!" |
| On Wed Jun 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you dont get it then get the fuck out!!!" |
| On Wed Jun 6, 2007 » Party_Girl said "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" |
| On Tue Jun 5, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you get good stuff when you earn good stuff" |
| On Mon Jun 4, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if you got the right people and the right time,you can make any party good!!!" |
| On Mon Jun 4, 2007 » Party_Girl said "gosh do i love oneliners!!!" |
| On Sat Jun 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "PHAT....pretty hot and tempted!!!" |
| On Sat Jun 2, 2007 » Party_Girl said "you remind me of bacon...the way you sizzle!!!" |
| On Fri Jun 1, 2007 » Party_Girl said "men are like handguns, keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it!!!" |
| On Fri Jun 1, 2007 » Party_Girl said "have you seen Ray Charles wife? well neither has he!!!" |
| On Thu May 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "what is the thinest book in the world? what men know about women!!!" |
| On Thu May 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "if barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy all her friends!!!" |
| On Thu May 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "why do people who know least know the loudest!!!" |
| On Thu May 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i dont work out, i eat out and take out!!!!" |
| On Wed May 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "im rich ,ive been off wellfare for 3 days now!!!" |
| On Wed May 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "how do men sort their laundry? FILTY AND FILTY BUT WEARABLE!!!" |
| On Wed May 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "what goes up must come down!!!" |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "why are men like laxatives? they irritate the shit out of you!!!" |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "when everythings coming your way,youre in the wrong lane and going the wrong way!!!" |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "baby,you look better and better each day and tonight you look like tommorow!!!" |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart." |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Why are blonde jokes so short? ~ So men can remember them." |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "your a trailer trash when you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws." |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance." |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader" |
| On Tue May 29, 2007 » Party_Girl said "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." |
| On Mon May 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "in life its not what you know its who you know!!!" |
| On Mon May 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "what a big mouth you have...its to scream out your name better!!!!" |
| On Mon May 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "i hate to love him,but i love to hate him!!!" |
| On Mon May 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." |
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