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On Thu Jan 24, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"the police is looking for a suspect described as sexy,funny and great in bed. your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide!!!"
On Thu Jan 24, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"3 words to ruin a guys ego....is it in?"
On Wed Jan 23, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"recession is when your neighbor lost his job, depression is when you lost yours!!"
On Tue Jan 22, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"im the queen of farts"
On Tue Jan 22, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps"
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"WARNING: midgets will beat you at limbo"
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"BEEN THERE ROCKED THAT!!!"
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"life isnt about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself"
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"the most amazing girl never has a boyfriend because all the guys think they arent good enough for her"
On Sun Jan 20, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids"
On Sun Jan 20, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"acause du IGLOOFEST, je suis en amoure avec lhiver"
On Thu Jan 17, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart!!!"
On Thu Jan 17, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"i need to come home....piknik electronik"
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"dam shes hott but dam is she stupid"
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"kind words are the music of the world"
On Tue Jan 15, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"proper words in a proper place make a true definition of a style!!!"
On Mon Jan 14, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"if you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience you wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your gardian genius"
On Mon Jan 14, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"SA ROCK PAPIER CISEAU"
On Sun Jan 13, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"my life is one of thoses you had to be there"
On Sun Jan 13, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving."
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration,desperation,prespiration and inspiration!!!"
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"there is nothing dancing cant cure"
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"im not perfect but theres alot of parts of me that are awesome"
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"chaque medecin a sa maladie favoris"
On Wed Jan 9, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"mon ami yai presseur, mais yai jaimais pressé"
On Tue Jan 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness"
On Mon Jan 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"cest solidement solide ca"
On Mon Jan 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"cest toujours moi qui dit la veritier, pis cest toujours moi qui mange la marde!!!!"
On Thu Jan 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure."
On Thu Jan 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"OH MERD-E"
On Mon Dec 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"when i read the evils about drinking, i gave up reading"
On Sun Dec 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies."
On Sun Dec 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"life is a waste of time,time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!"
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"im not so good at the advice...can i interest you in a sarcastic comment!!!"
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"do what makes you happy,be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live!!!"
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"so i kinda sorta maybe like you a lot more then i had originally planned!!!"
On Tue Dec 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised."
On Sun Dec 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it."
On Sun Dec 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"Ginette est pret!!!"
On Fri Dec 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said
"Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts."
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