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On Thu Jan 24, 2008 » Party_Girl said "the police is looking for a suspect described as sexy,funny and great in bed. your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide!!!" |
On Thu Jan 24, 2008 » Party_Girl said "3 words to ruin a guys ego....is it in?" |
On Wed Jan 23, 2008 » Party_Girl said "recession is when your neighbor lost his job, depression is when you lost yours!!" |
On Tue Jan 22, 2008 » Party_Girl said "im the queen of farts" |
On Tue Jan 22, 2008 » Party_Girl said "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps" |
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said "WARNING: midgets will beat you at limbo" |
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said "BEEN THERE ROCKED THAT!!!" |
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said "life isnt about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself" |
On Mon Jan 21, 2008 » Party_Girl said "the most amazing girl never has a boyfriend because all the guys think they arent good enough for her" |
On Sun Jan 20, 2008 » Party_Girl said "Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids" |
On Sun Jan 20, 2008 » Party_Girl said "acause du IGLOOFEST, je suis en amoure avec lhiver" |
On Thu Jan 17, 2008 » Party_Girl said "beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart!!!" |
On Thu Jan 17, 2008 » Party_Girl said "i need to come home....piknik electronik" |
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Party_Girl said "dam shes hott but dam is she stupid" |
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Party_Girl said "kind words are the music of the world" |
On Tue Jan 15, 2008 » Party_Girl said "proper words in a proper place make a true definition of a style!!!" |
On Mon Jan 14, 2008 » Party_Girl said "if you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience you wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your gardian genius" |
On Mon Jan 14, 2008 » Party_Girl said "SA ROCK PAPIER CISEAU" |
On Sun Jan 13, 2008 » Party_Girl said "my life is one of thoses you had to be there" |
On Sun Jan 13, 2008 » Party_Girl said "Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving." |
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said "success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration,desperation,prespiration and inspiration!!!" |
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said "there is nothing dancing cant cure" |
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said "im not perfect but theres alot of parts of me that are awesome" |
On Thu Jan 10, 2008 » Party_Girl said "chaque medecin a sa maladie favoris" |
On Wed Jan 9, 2008 » Party_Girl said "mon ami yai presseur, mais yai jaimais pressé" |
On Tue Jan 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said "knowledge of what is possible is the beginning of happiness" |
On Mon Jan 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said "cest solidement solide ca" |
On Mon Jan 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said "cest toujours moi qui dit la veritier, pis cest toujours moi qui mange la marde!!!!" |
On Thu Jan 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said "Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure." |
On Thu Jan 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said "OH MERD-E" |
On Mon Dec 31, 2007 » Party_Girl said "when i read the evils about drinking, i gave up reading" |
On Sun Dec 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies." |
On Sun Dec 30, 2007 » Party_Girl said "life is a waste of time,time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!!!" |
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "im not so good at the advice...can i interest you in a sarcastic comment!!!" |
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "do what makes you happy,be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breath and love as long as you live!!!" |
On Fri Dec 28, 2007 » Party_Girl said "so i kinda sorta maybe like you a lot more then i had originally planned!!!" |
On Tue Dec 25, 2007 » Party_Girl said "The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised." |
On Sun Dec 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." |
On Sun Dec 23, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Ginette est pret!!!" |
On Fri Dec 21, 2007 » Party_Girl said "Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts." |
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