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On Thu Jun 19, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW"
On Tue Jun 17, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Chaque fois que la science avance d'un pas, c'est qu'un imbécile la pousse, sans le faire exprès"
On Thu Jun 12, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to."
On Wed Jun 11, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity - don't screw the opportunity"
On Sun Jun 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"gossip is like the telephone game it always gets fucked up when you get to the end"
On Sun Jun 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from"
On Sun Jun 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Never hold your farts in"
On Sun Jun 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"ont est ben quand ont est dans lune"
On Sun Jun 8, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"All true wisdom is found on T-shirts"
On Sat Jun 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Peace begins with a smile"
On Sat Jun 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lieftime commitment for a pig"
On Sat Jun 7, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere"
On Fri Jun 6, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"L’ingratitude est une variété de l’orgueil"
On Fri Jun 6, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"i use to think i was indecisive, but now im not to sure"
On Fri Jun 6, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Business today consists in persuading crowds"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"hey la grandmére remets tes dents"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Ce qui n’est que difficile ne plaît point à la longue"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"You could park a bike on that bum"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"A wife lasts as long as a marriage. An ex-wife lasts forever"
On Thu Jun 5, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"il faut le voir pour le croire"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Rien n'est plus humiliant de voir les sots réussir dans les entreprises où l'on échoue"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"L’appétit vient en mangeant"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
""Les gens qui veulent fortement une chose sont presque toujours bien servis par le hasard"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"je me presse de rire de tout, de peur d’être obligé d’en pleurer"
On Wed Jun 4, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"For my part I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance"
On Tue Jun 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
On Tue Jun 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Les gens qui veulent fortement une chose sont presque toujours bien servis par le hasard"
On Tue Jun 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"ben kin, jaimais sans mes 3 orgasme"
On Tue Jun 3, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"i like nonsense it wakes up my brain cells"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"All diseases run into one, old age"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding"
On Mon Jun 2, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Nothing will work unless you do"
On Fri May 30, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"Patience is the companion of wisdom"
On Fri May 30, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success"
On Thu May 29, 2008 » Party_Girl said
"BING d'in dents comme un diamant"
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