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On Wed Oct 14, 2009 » Party_Girl said "live to rock but rock to live" |
On Tue Oct 13, 2009 » Party_Girl said "thats what you get when you let your heart win" |
On Mon Oct 12, 2009 » Party_Girl said "what do you eat to be so beautiful?" |
On Mon Oct 12, 2009 » Party_Girl said "soit allaise avec ton anus, lol" |
On Mon Oct 12, 2009 » Party_Girl said "ya toujours de la verité dans une joke" |
On Thu Oct 8, 2009 » Party_Girl said "what would scooby do?" |
On Wed Oct 7, 2009 » Party_Girl said "quand tu la pas au complet tu la pas pentoute" |
On Mon Oct 5, 2009 » Party_Girl said "j'suis tellement bonne a marier que je veut pas me marier" |
On Fri Oct 2, 2009 » Party_Girl said "cest tellement bon que sen ai degulasse" |
On Wed Sep 30, 2009 » Party_Girl said "so i thought i missed you but it was fucking gas!!!" |
On Mon Sep 28, 2009 » Party_Girl said "shorter of breath and one day closer to death" |
On Mon Sep 28, 2009 » Party_Girl said "ce que jai eu dans la vie cest parce que je le méritais" |
On Wed Sep 23, 2009 » Party_Girl said "talking is like masturbating without the mess" |
On Tue Sep 22, 2009 » Party_Girl said "butter is better" |
On Mon Sep 21, 2009 » Party_Girl said "without you, id be better" |
On Sat Sep 19, 2009 » Party_Girl said "une fille propre garde pas ca en dans" |
On Sat Sep 19, 2009 » Party_Girl said "pu de jus, pu de gonorhée" |
On Thu Sep 17, 2009 » Party_Girl said "keep in touch" |
On Wed Sep 16, 2009 » Party_Girl said "CHAT PERDU: il cest jaimais rendu" |
On Wed Sep 16, 2009 » Party_Girl said "toi ca te shock et moi sa me débloque" |
On Tue Sep 15, 2009 » Party_Girl said "Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after" |
On Tue Sep 15, 2009 » Party_Girl said "jai coupé ma vinaigrette, jai maigri" |
On Mon Sep 14, 2009 » Party_Girl said "On ne donne pas son sperme comme on donne sa vieille chemise à l'Armée du Salut."" |
On Sat Sep 12, 2009 » Party_Girl said "Mon ordi travaille souvent plus fort que certains de mes amants au lit."" |
On Fri Sep 11, 2009 » Party_Girl said "the healtier the smellier" |
On Tue Sep 8, 2009 » Party_Girl said "partying is what i do best" |
On Thu Sep 3, 2009 » Party_Girl said "not because i love you means i have to be with you" |
On Tue Sep 1, 2009 » Party_Girl said "dont hate the player hate the game" |
On Thu Aug 27, 2009 » Party_Girl said "Old" is when...
....your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"" |
On Wed Aug 26, 2009 » Party_Girl said "Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich" |
On Tue Aug 25, 2009 » Party_Girl said "ginette porte pas de bobettes en dessous de ca jakette" |
On Sun Aug 23, 2009 » Party_Girl said "are you ready to party" |
On Fri Aug 21, 2009 » Party_Girl said "pas parce que je te dis que tu chante comme misstress barbara que ca veut dire que tu chante bien" |
On Thu Aug 20, 2009 » Party_Girl said "prends une photo ca dure plus longtemps, pis va t'en" |
On Wed Aug 19, 2009 » Party_Girl said "without change theres is no success" |
On Tue Aug 18, 2009 » Party_Girl said "love is so blind, i fucking trip and fell down the stairs" |
On Mon Aug 17, 2009 » Party_Girl said "mon pu y pu" |
On Thu Aug 13, 2009 » Party_Girl said "ta quelle age? jhabite a candiac" |
On Thu Aug 13, 2009 » Party_Girl said "tes a moitier prix chez bentley" |
On Wed Aug 12, 2009 » Party_Girl said "keep your drink just give me the money, its just you and your hand tonight" |
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