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 | On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "madonna is a dirty old man." |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "you so crazy that yer email's don't even make sense!!!" |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "BITCH! again!!" |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "*laughes at wisp*" |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "there once was a man from nantucket... he he sure did know how to fucket." |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » neoform said "stars my snowman!" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » neoform said "peanuuuut, peanut butter and waffles!" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » neoform said "all i did was simply state that flourists smell nice.. it's somewhat obvious, no?" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "flourists smelling nice" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "Mmmhmm. and tonite?" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "we should all get drunk together.." |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "lets go get some." |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "i need more booze." |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » neoform said "i want to be able to pee really hiugh. so i can pee hjigh./.. you know?" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "damn i love the 'edit message' feature.." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "*grabs it* damn straigh hoe-.. oh.. ohhhhh yeahhhh...." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "gimme those back!!" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "i need a pear. a pear of apples. yes. a pear of apples i tells ya." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "a tree." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "hey shaddup, i have a job now. at least i'm not a cripple." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "please, no dead baby jokes." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "mines juuuust right." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "spare time sucks." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » neoform said "i need a time machine" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » neoform said "i didn't and i have no pictures either.. odd." |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » neoform said "a boy and his blob, eating jellybeans that turn him into a trampoline." |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » neoform said "*drop kicks chelsa in the head*" |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » neoform said "dead people don't move." |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » neoform said "ok ok, maybe i should just charge the one i have.." |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » neoform said "i need a cell phone..
" |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » neoform said "damnit i wanna be as drunk as tipsy so i can say that too :(" |
| On Tue Nov 5, 2002 » neoform said "i collect blood. in cube form." |
| On Mon Nov 4, 2002 » neoform said "no no.. lets "roller disco truck"! *as seen on jackass the movie*" |
| On Mon Nov 4, 2002 » neoform said "freecell is losing it's appeal." |
| On Mon Nov 4, 2002 » neoform said "the elves are now my slaves. and i STOLE CHRISTMAS!" |
| On Mon Nov 4, 2002 » neoform said "i just ran over santa with my car. wait, did i say santa? i meant satan." |
| On Sun Nov 3, 2002 » neoform said "hey, i saw you at OC. *waves*" |
| On Sun Nov 3, 2002 » neoform said "*pours cologn all over em*
Hmm, now they smell like me! yay!" |
| On Sun Nov 3, 2002 » neoform said "my speakers smell like bad cigaretts.. anyone got any febreeze?" |
| On Sun Nov 3, 2002 » neoform said "well it was.. so. blah." |
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