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 | On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » Mico said "I want to be... a pornostar." |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » Mico said "All the lonely people, where do I belong?" |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » Mico said "Just break my heart already." |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » Mico said "I'm not addicted, just dedicated." |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » Mico said "So...I did a line, and I was happy, but then I was sad. So I did another line, and I was happy, but then I was sad again... So I did another line." |
| On Fri Jun 3, 2005 » Mico said "If it's gonna be that kind of party -well i'll stick my dick in a bag a patatoes." |
| On Fri Jun 3, 2005 » Mico said "Women have many MANY faults, but men only have two: everything they say and everything they do." |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » Mico said "The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » Mico said "You can't escape the stupid." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » Mico said "Matt, go fuck yourself you fat fucking piece of shit." |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » Mico said ""Why do I fall in love with every girl who gives me the slightest bit of attention?"" |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » Mico said ""Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts."" |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » Mico said "I hear my friends talk shit about their friends. I'd be a naive fool to think my friends don't talk shit about me." |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » Mico said "How did the cat get so fat?" |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » Mico said "Can anyone take the time to make room for error? I mean, this whole notion of Perfection is ridiculous, and to be quite frank, unrealistic." |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » Mico said "In denial, you simply resort to looking for another,
more convenient "truth" in order to make yourself feel better." |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » Mico said "An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » Mico said ""Nothing tastes as good as it feels to being thin" -Stolen from an Anorexia/Bulimic Forum." |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » Mico said "(Good one Caro)" |
| On Fri May 20, 2005 » Mico said "So take your time, but hurry up... The choice is yours, but don't be late." |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » Mico said ""Hey you can't shut the door on me (Reality)!! I'll break in through the fucking window!"" |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » Mico said ""Robots making Robots? How perverse!"" |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » Mico said "Werid, the same thing happened to... okay fine, it didn't." |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » Mico said "Do you ever have one of those "Heavy-flow" days? You know, like in The Shining, when the elevator doors open and..." |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » Mico said "Reality is a terrible thing for business. It's the fantasy that sells." |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » Mico said "Can their be anything more luxurious than killing time?" |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » Mico said "abababb" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » Mico said "Life is like a box of chocolates: Over priced." |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » Mico said "...But what if I want more?" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » Mico said "WRONG." |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » Mico said "Stop wasting my Tme." |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » Mico said "Yay! Learning is fun!" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » Mico said "No matter who you vote for, the government always wins." |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » Mico said "(Bahaha) ..."He who has never hoped can never despair"" |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » Mico said "The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and curious phenomenon, is the central and inevitable fact of human exictence." |
| On Tue May 3, 2005 » Mico said "-DON'T PANIC-" |
| On Sun May 1, 2005 » Mico said "That's the question isn't it!? Isn't it!?!?" |
| On Sat Apr 30, 2005 » Mico said "J'aime toi, moi non plus." |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » Mico said "With or without you." |
| On Tue Apr 26, 2005 » Mico said "Take me Drunk... I'm home." |
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