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 | On Tue Sep 6, 2005 » Mico said "... do the right thing." |
| On Sat Sep 3, 2005 » Mico said "Beef: It's what's for dinner" |
| On Sat Sep 3, 2005 » Mico said "Bring-that-beat-back!" |
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » Mico said "'Suck ma' dick, Niggah!'" |
| On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » Mico said "" Better to be alone than in poor company." -Pierre Gringore" |
| On Wed Aug 31, 2005 » Mico said "Can it be!?... nope." |
| On Tue Aug 30, 2005 » Mico said "'The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.'
- W. Somerset Maugham; '...errr.' -Mico" |
| On Mon Aug 29, 2005 » Mico said ""Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal... Bong!"" |
| On Sat Aug 27, 2005 » Mico said "Shit! I was rummaging through this dumpster... and I found all these used porn magazines... I was like, 'sweet!'. But all the pictures were of me... and my balls were showing and everything!!! It totally sucked!" |
| On Thu Aug 25, 2005 » Mico said "I was in a mental insitution once, and my time is almost over now." |
| On Tue Aug 23, 2005 » Mico said "I would not fuck a Green Eggs and Old-Man, Sam-I-am!?" |
| On Tue Aug 23, 2005 » Mico said "Would you fuck the Old-man in a Box? Would you fuck the Old-man with a fox? Would you fuck Old-Man in his House? Would you fuck the old man with his Spouse? Would you fuck the Old-man here? Would you fuck the Old-man anywhere!? by: Mico (is) Soused.." |
| On Sun Aug 21, 2005 » Mico said "...damn, your right." |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » Mico said ""Mrs. Weasley said it first!" ;P" |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » Mico said ""Neitzsche's dead."" |
| On Wed Aug 17, 2005 » Mico said "“Abandon hope, all ye who enter here”" |
| On Tue Aug 16, 2005 » Mico said "Let me light you on fire first." |
| On Mon Aug 15, 2005 » Mico said "Fuck the fucking Decepticons, Auotbots Rule! P.S: Jonos Sucks!!" |
| On Sun Aug 14, 2005 » Mico said "Who am I... more importantly, who are you!?" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » Mico said "...now give yourselves your hands back!" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » Mico said "*drum roll*... you've just won you and your familly, a life time supply of... Lepracy!!" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » Mico said "I am no Cyber whore." |
| On Thu Aug 11, 2005 » Mico said "...your crystal ball, ain't so crystal clear." |
| On Wed Aug 10, 2005 » Mico said ""Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy."" |
| On Mon Aug 8, 2005 » Mico said "Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to be the average man.
-W. R. Inge" |
| On Sat Aug 6, 2005 » Mico said ""burn my candle at both ends... It gives a lovely light."" |
| On Fri Aug 5, 2005 » Mico said "Et tu, Brute?" |
| On Fri Aug 5, 2005 » Mico said "Run, Run as fast as you can... you can't catch me, 'cause i'm the ginberbread man!" |
| On Fri Aug 5, 2005 » Mico said "Don't cry because it's over, laugh because it happend." |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » Mico said "Don't make the same old mistakes... Make brand new ones!" |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » Mico said "...then don't come around 'cause I'm gonna burn one down." |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » Mico said "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards" |
| On Fri Jul 29, 2005 » Mico said "What do Atheists scream when they're having Orgasms?" |
| On Fri Jul 29, 2005 » Mico said ""There is no God and all your Human Ideals are laughable... HAHAHA!"" |
| On Tue Jul 26, 2005 » Mico said "I know I sure as hell run faster when she has a knife!" |
| On Tue Jul 26, 2005 » Mico said "Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." |
| On Mon Jul 25, 2005 » Mico said ""I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given... to those who ask for it."" |
| On Sun Jul 24, 2005 » Mico said ""It's funny how some people can demand the utmost in life and yet can come to terms with it's stupidity."" |
| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » Mico said "If you Suck at Love it's because you fear Bed." |
| On Sat Jul 23, 2005 » Mico said "I'd like to hear that one from the whore'ses mouth." |
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