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 | On Thu Jan 26, 2006 » Mico said "Some fucking drug addict has cut my cocaine with Saniflush! Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this Rx on the double!" |
| On Sat Jan 21, 2006 » Mico said "I'm probably the only kid that ever said that he wanted to grow up to beome a crack head. Well take it from me, don't let anyone tell you that dreams can't come true." |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » Mico said ""The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die for a cause, while the mark
of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."" |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » Mico said "I don't know half of you half as well as I should, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." |
| On Thu Jan 5, 2006 » Mico said "I thought what i'd do was, i'd pretend to be one of those deaf mutes..." |
| On Wed Dec 28, 2005 » Mico said "Sleep tight, ya' morons!" |
| On Tue Dec 27, 2005 » Mico said "It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to" |
| On Sat Dec 24, 2005 » Mico said "If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub off half the "fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible." |
| On Thu Dec 1, 2005 » Mico said ""A new subculture is born, and within 2 minutes the rights will have been sold to Nike."" |
| On Tue Nov 29, 2005 » Mico said "I love you. Me neither." |
| On Thu Nov 24, 2005 » Mico said "I'd never lie! I'd only change my mind." |
| On Tue Nov 22, 2005 » Mico said "He needed money so he put her on the street.
Everything was going fine until the day she met me." |
| On Sun Nov 20, 2005 » Mico said "He who laughs last thinks slowest." |
| On Thu Nov 17, 2005 » Mico said "I'd take no for an answer." |
| On Thu Nov 10, 2005 » Mico said ""I trust the Universe to supply my abundance of love and pussy."" |
| On Mon Nov 7, 2005 » Mico said ""Les grandes personnes ne comprennent jamais rien toutes seules, et c'est fatigant, pour les enfants, de toujours leur donner des explications." -Antoine de Saint-Exupéry" |
| On Tue Nov 1, 2005 » Mico said "Nobody in their right mind can trust a person without having a reason to. The reason we trust people at raves, is because we are fucked out of our minds." |
| On Tue Oct 25, 2005 » Mico said "Hello, God? Are you there? It's Jesus." |
| On Fri Oct 21, 2005 » Mico said "Phiosophy can be defined as the finding of bad Reason for what one believes by instinct. One believes things because he's been conditioned to believe them. Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons -that's philosophy." |
| On Sun Oct 16, 2005 » Mico said ""Art is not the application of a connon of beauty but the instinct of the brain can conceive beyond any cannon, When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs." -Pablo Picasso" |
| On Sat Oct 15, 2005 » Mico said "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" |
| On Tue Oct 11, 2005 » Mico said ""The greatest triumphs of popaganda have been accomplished, not by doing something, but by refraining from doing. Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about the truth." -Aldous Huxley" |
| On Mon Oct 10, 2005 » Mico said ""WHAT-THE-FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!?!"" |
| On Sun Oct 9, 2005 » Mico said "Ending is better than mending. Ending is better than mending... The more stiches the less riches. The more stiches..." |
| On Sat Oct 1, 2005 » Mico said "You may think phone service stinks since deregulation, but don't mess with us, because we're all you've got. In fact, if we fold, you'll have no damn phones. "AT&T - we're tired of taking your crap!"" |
| On Thu Sep 29, 2005 » Mico said "'This oneliner is brought to you by Google.'; When creativity lacks imagination... steal some." |
| On Mon Sep 26, 2005 » Mico said ""I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilty, period, fuck you, end of report, next case." - George Carlin" |
| On Sun Sep 25, 2005 » Mico said ""If your talking to God, your praying. If God is talking to you, your schizophrenic." (Haha, Pat that song is awesome!)" |
| On Sat Sep 24, 2005 » Mico said ""Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."" |
| On Fri Sep 23, 2005 » Mico said "Now grow!! Like god intended you to!" |
| On Thu Sep 22, 2005 » Mico said "I've told you a million times, to stop exagerating!!" |
| On Wed Sep 21, 2005 » Mico said "What is originality? Undetected plagiarism." |
| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » Mico said "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway" |
| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » Mico said ""Being sober is a simple boring act. I fuck my head up, just to see what it can do."-Mico, is fucked." |
| On Sun Sep 18, 2005 » Mico said "Some find it easier to forgive others for being wrong, than for being right." |
| On Sun Sep 18, 2005 » Mico said "We're happy, It's a fact!" |
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » Mico said ""They said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than President of the United States forever."- Mark (wACk) Twain" |
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » Mico said "you know yer west island when you let yer little snack packs run all over yer balcony unatended in buck. when your babysiter is a plant on yer balconey. when you have a piss bucket that you also cooke potatoes in as well. thats how chelsea was rased" |
| On Sun Sep 11, 2005 » Mico said "So here I am, it's 2pm.. what day is it?" |
| On Thu Sep 8, 2005 » Mico said "Fuck me? Well fuck you, too!" |
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