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On Tue Apr 22, 2008 » Mico said "If I'm always doing the right thing the wrong way, then why should I do anything at all?" |
On Thu Apr 17, 2008 » Mico said "The bird word of the day is: BLACK MAIL." |
On Sun Apr 13, 2008 » Mico said "You are who you meet." |
On Thu Apr 10, 2008 » Mico said "Islam: Le SIDA de la conscience." |
On Wed Apr 2, 2008 » Mico said "CUM ON MY FACE! ARGHHHHHHH!" |
On Mon Mar 31, 2008 » Mico said "I should be getting paid just for being alive, because I'm so fucking awesome." |
On Fri Mar 28, 2008 » Mico said "On the internet, I'm a 15-year old boy." |
On Fri Mar 28, 2008 » Mico said "Ravewave: A cemetery where dying beasts come to be heckled and devoured by vicious and starving Hyenas." |
On Wed Mar 26, 2008 » Mico said "Abstract Art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." |
On Sun Mar 23, 2008 » Mico said "Whoooaaaa, that was SO LIVE!" |
On Sat Mar 15, 2008 » Mico said "The only thing that is certain in my life is that I'll get drunk tonight, tomorrow, and the day after..." |
On Fri Mar 14, 2008 » Mico said "EPIC FAIL!!!11 LAWL... It's so funny, it hurts." |
On Tue Mar 11, 2008 » Mico said "I work at Block Buster Video." |
On Thu Mar 6, 2008 » Mico said "- 1 point... Because you're not clever." |
On Fri Feb 29, 2008 » Mico said "I feel like a kid again." |
On Sat Feb 23, 2008 » Mico said "Avant-Garde is another word for Garbage." |
On Tue Feb 19, 2008 » Mico said "The ones you love the most are the ones who love you the least." |
On Sat Feb 16, 2008 » Mico said "To enjoy freedom we have to control ourselves." |
On Wed Feb 13, 2008 » Mico said "I hate my drug dealer." |
On Tue Feb 5, 2008 » Mico said "WOW, OMFG... +100,000-MILLION" |
On Sat Feb 2, 2008 » Mico said "Care for another piece of advice?" |
On Sat Feb 2, 2008 » Mico said "Make me a sandwich." |
On Wed Jan 16, 2008 » Mico said "Your friends will never tell you the truth -- that is a luxury reserved for your enemies." |
On Wed Jan 2, 2008 » Mico said "Atheists are Gay!" |
On Sun Dec 2, 2007 » Mico said "A butterfly will always emerge from its cocoon." |
On Fri Nov 30, 2007 » Mico said "Ni l'un ni l'autre et tous les deux a la fois." |
On Tue Nov 20, 2007 » Mico said "Whatever. I like masturbating. I masturbate. When I post on Ravewave, it's like I'm masturbating." |
On Sun Nov 18, 2007 » Mico said "Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!" |
On Tue Nov 13, 2007 » Mico said "All generalizations are false, including this one.”" |
On Sun Nov 4, 2007 » Mico said "Sorry, I just felt the need to say something." |
On Mon Oct 22, 2007 » Mico said "(Doone, LOL!) Sometimes insanity is the only sane way cope with a crazy situation." |
On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » Mico said "Safety can only be found in masturbation." |
On Thu Sep 13, 2007 » Mico said "This oneliner is about you." |
On Tue Sep 11, 2007 » Mico said "Disclaimer: I was drunk." |
On Sat Sep 1, 2007 » Mico said "I, seriously, can't get over myself." |
On Sat Sep 1, 2007 » Mico said "Stupid sells." |
On Wed Aug 29, 2007 » Mico said "On the one side stands the velvet glove of commercialism, on the other the mailed fist of the law; and in the middle, a kid with a tape deck and a can of Krylon.(The Berlin Wall)" |
On Wed Aug 29, 2007 » Mico said "La vie n'est que l'interminable répétition d'une représentation qui n'aura jamais lieu." |
On Fri Aug 24, 2007 » Mico said "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes" |
On Sat Aug 18, 2007 » Mico said "I am lonely." |
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