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 | On Thu Mar 4, 2004 » michaeldino said "Oh Time can change me, but I can't change time." |
| On Tue Mar 2, 2004 » michaeldino said "ahh rejection. Where would I be without you? *sigh*" |
| On Fri Feb 27, 2004 » michaeldino said "stuck in a rut for eternity" |
| On Thu Feb 26, 2004 » michaeldino said "Guitar!" |
| On Wed Feb 25, 2004 » michaeldino said "I wanna kiss you every minute every hour every day!! You've got me in a spin, but everything is A.OK." |
| On Wed Feb 25, 2004 » michaeldino said "Can't explain all the feelings that you make me feel... My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel" |
| On Wed Feb 25, 2004 » michaeldino said "We'll be rockin' 'till the sun goes down!" |
| On Tue Feb 24, 2004 » michaeldino said "I believe in a thing called LOVE" |
| On Mon Feb 23, 2004 » michaeldino said "There's two pies in an oven. One says to the other: "Wow! It's hot in here!" The other one says: "HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING PIE!!!"" |
| On Sun Feb 22, 2004 » michaeldino said "I'm DEFINITELY looking better." |
| On Sat Feb 21, 2004 » michaeldino said "It's a long way to the top if you wanna Rock'n Roll" |
| On Fri Feb 20, 2004 » michaeldino said "are you stalking me? cuz that would be SUPER!" |
| On Thu Feb 19, 2004 » michaeldino said "I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you" |
| On Wed Feb 18, 2004 » michaeldino said "you know that lost souls cant swim, you know youll drown but you still jump in" |
| On Tue Feb 17, 2004 » michaeldino said "it's alright getting caught stealing back what you've lost" |
| On Tue Feb 17, 2004 » michaeldino said "if life's not a joke, i don't get it" |
| On Sat Feb 14, 2004 » michaeldino said "No sissies get your love
No slackers get your love
No weaklings get your love
No suckers for your love
No actors for your love
No gangsters for your love
No sissies get your love" |
| On Sat Feb 14, 2004 » michaeldino said "Gotta be a strong man
To carry the beautiful burden of your love" |
| On Fri Feb 13, 2004 » michaeldino said "Prepare for imminent bombulation." |
| On Thu Feb 12, 2004 » michaeldino said "cheese and apples... mmmmmmboy!" |
| On Thu Feb 12, 2004 » michaeldino said "every rose has its thorn" |
| On Wed Feb 11, 2004 » michaeldino said "take a fresh grip on your bulletproof mask" |
| On Wed Feb 11, 2004 » michaeldino said "CCR" |
| On Mon Feb 9, 2004 » michaeldino said "Be clever not beautiful" |
| On Mon Feb 9, 2004 » michaeldino said "Wave and blow me one more kiss
You're a dead-eye baby, you never miss" |
| On Mon Feb 9, 2004 » michaeldino said "things that go bump in the night" |
| On Sat Feb 7, 2004 » michaeldino said "Thank God you're timeless, because my watch got stolen." |
| On Fri Feb 6, 2004 » michaeldino said "Don't fear. It's just the bullets, bouncing off my helmet." |
| On Thu Feb 5, 2004 » michaeldino said "her sweet, soft lips" |
| On Thu Feb 5, 2004 » michaeldino said "daytona?" |
| On Wed Feb 4, 2004 » michaeldino said "There's an axe in your head?" |
| On Wed Feb 4, 2004 » michaeldino said "Why must I be a teenager in love?...... ok I'm 20 not exactly a teenager..." |
| On Tue Feb 3, 2004 » michaeldino said "I wanna stand with you on a mountain?" |
| On Mon Feb 2, 2004 » michaeldino said "my phone's on vibrate for you... and taped to my penis" |
| On Mon Feb 2, 2004 » michaeldino said "hopelessly, i chase my love across town" |
| On Mon Feb 2, 2004 » michaeldino said "like a grain of salt" |
| On Sat Jan 31, 2004 » michaeldino said "kill roy!" |
| On Sat Jan 31, 2004 » michaeldino said "love is for the broken-hearted" |
| On Fri Jan 30, 2004 » michaeldino said "All hope abandon ye who enter here." |
| On Wed Jan 28, 2004 » michaeldino said "i like the way you move" |
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