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 | On Tue Jan 7, 2003 » mdc said "so did i... mmmmmm" |
| On Thu Dec 26, 2002 » mdc said "Good bye cruel world... This is the last you've seen of Michael Dino Cotugno." |
| On Mon Dec 23, 2002 » mdc said "down with pants" |
| On Mon Dec 23, 2002 » mdc said "paul should shut up... and zootsuithuy should speak more... and pants should not be allowed" |
| On Sun Dec 22, 2002 » mdc said "probably... but i do not pass judgement" |
| On Sun Dec 22, 2002 » mdc said "zootsuitguy is good... and if you take out an 'o'... zootsuitguy is god" |
| On Sun Dec 22, 2002 » mdc said "im only happy when... wait im not.... ever... [EDIT] wait! i just found out i passed stats and am on my way to Civil Engineering at Concordia University!!!!" |
| On Sat Dec 21, 2002 » mdc said "all american burger? that must be one stupid burger" |
| On Sat Dec 21, 2002 » mdc said "especially me" |
| On Sat Dec 21, 2002 » mdc said "when i think about life and its meaning i get sick and puke... thats how i feel about most things... *vomit*" |
| On Fri Dec 20, 2002 » mdc said "no it wouldn't... I'd rather not know what I'm missing... that way I wouldn't yearn for it and ache for it and want to die for it" |
| On Fri Dec 20, 2002 » mdc said "You know what? The people who say "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" should try it sometime..." |
| On Thu Dec 19, 2002 » mdc said "gina's losing faith in what she knows, hates her music hates of her clothes, dreams of surgery and a new nose, every calorie is a war, while she wishes she was a dancer and taht she'd never heard of cancer, she wishes god would give her some answers" |
| On Thu Dec 19, 2002 » mdc said "Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous, spends hid time alone in the basement, with Lennon and Cobain and a guitar and a stereo, While wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious, not to be yourself and faceless, in a song that has no soul" |
| On Wed Dec 18, 2002 » mdc said "i'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it" |
| On Tue Dec 17, 2002 » mdc said "robojerk!" |
| On Tue Dec 17, 2002 » mdc said "jerkbot" |
| On Mon Dec 16, 2002 » mdc said "stupid.. im too quick (which explains his love of jizz)" |
| On Mon Dec 16, 2002 » mdc said "don't you mean jizz?" |
| On Sun Dec 15, 2002 » mdc said "oh i am.. i would have lost it if it was a wooden chair! fucking wooden chairs...." |
| On Sun Dec 15, 2002 » mdc said "thats not the worst part either... it was a fold out love seat!!!................that slut" |
| On Sun Dec 15, 2002 » mdc said "i had a couch... it used me and left me for a younger love seat" |
| On Sat Dec 14, 2002 » mdc said "cows like cheese better when it's freshly milked" |
| On Thu Dec 12, 2002 » mdc said "I believe we live in a quaint little country called Canada, where the folk are friendly, the beer is good, and the language is English or French. Now speak one of them!!!!!!!" |
| On Thu Dec 12, 2002 » mdc said "what the fuck is "j00 4 h4x0r t00"?????" |
| On Thu Dec 12, 2002 » mdc said "ok.. but can i at least sleep with her corpse when shes done dying?" |
| On Thu Dec 12, 2002 » mdc said "you all suck... i havent seen neve cambell in a while, but from what i remember, SHE FUCKING HOT" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » mdc said "whoa whoa whoa!! are you Neve Cambell ISN'T hot???.... now YOURE the crazy one" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » mdc said "and then my penis.. cuz i want her to suck my penis" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » mdc said "avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... upload complete" |
| On Tue Dec 10, 2002 » mdc said "I told you once, I won't tell you again! It's the wrong way! ROXANNE!!!" |
| On Tue Dec 10, 2002 » mdc said "there are no answers... if so please refer to question 3" |
| On Tue Dec 10, 2002 » mdc said "school is hard... especially when youre up at 4:30 preparing for it.... damn assignments" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » mdc said "Give the bitch a shovel!" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » mdc said "like an isoceles triangle... or an equilateral triangle if youre planning on rotating the triangle in any way... or circle!! thats symmetrical" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » mdc said "What do you tell a woman with TWO black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told... TWICE" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » mdc said "mmmmm... butterflies... i wish i was getting married" |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » mdc said "only if they drink beer that has less that 6.1% alcohol in it.." |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » mdc said "kill one of them.... preferably drugs...." |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » mdc said "ian did you go to a strip club? and if so why wasnt i invited?" |
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