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 | On Sat Feb 8, 2003 » mdc said "happy" |
| On Fri Feb 7, 2003 » mdc said "poo = taste" |
| On Fri Feb 7, 2003 » mdc said "SWEET!!" |
| On Fri Feb 7, 2003 » mdc said "2 and a half" |
| On Thu Feb 6, 2003 » mdc said "you got that right... fuck" |
| On Wed Feb 5, 2003 » mdc said "I should be sleeping..." |
| On Wed Feb 5, 2003 » mdc said "I am stupid" |
| On Sun Feb 2, 2003 » mdc said "FUCK! i hate you so much!! why are you such a fucking whore?? what the fuck did i ever do to you to deserve this??" |
| On Fri Jan 31, 2003 » mdc said "nothing ruins the future like haunting memories of the past.... ugh" |
| On Fri Jan 31, 2003 » mdc said "i want sex... actually i dont... ill take steaming hot orgasm for 600 Alex" |
| On Wed Jan 29, 2003 » mdc said "why is a good question... how for that matter, and when? oh jesus! WHEN??" |
| On Sun Jan 26, 2003 » mdc said "its because she's black!! if she was white she'd be winning awayds left, right and centre!" |
| On Sun Jan 26, 2003 » mdc said "what are you laughing at?" |
| On Sun Jan 26, 2003 » mdc said "thats what i was told... but one day it turned out i didnt" |
| On Sat Jan 25, 2003 » mdc said "oftentimes i feel so blue, i feel like curling into the fetal position and dying a slow natural death which never comes" |
| On Fri Jan 24, 2003 » mdc said "ain't it the truth..." |
| On Fri Jan 24, 2003 » mdc said "ok... you accusing ME of not knowing good music??? OMG!!! i know ALL music made in the 60s, 70s, 80s, and early 90s... i know thats a song... i was joking" |
| On Thu Jan 23, 2003 » mdc said "THEY PAVED PARADISE?? fuck... goddamnit! ... huh... thats a pretty stupid comment, OBVIOUSLY God damned paving paradise to put up a parking lot!!!" |
| On Wed Jan 22, 2003 » mdc said "mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!i am cow! Hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you! And I look good on the Barbecue!" |
| On Wed Jan 22, 2003 » mdc said "that was a horrible rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody..." |
| On Wed Jan 22, 2003 » mdc said "and thats why i keep telling people that the 80s rock!" |
| On Sun Jan 19, 2003 » mdc said "good idea... just cuz it sucks you change it? pht... what if you bought a vacuum cleaner... would you buy a new one every time you needed to vacuum?" |
| On Sat Jan 18, 2003 » mdc said "chitty chitty bang bang" |
| On Fri Jan 17, 2003 » mdc said "he thought i was cheating on my exam! then he looked at it and gave me a dirty look cuz i looked at him and licked my lips" |
| On Fri Jan 17, 2003 » mdc said "ian eats it! and by "it' i mean THA COCK!!" |
| On Thu Jan 16, 2003 » mdc said "ALCOHOLIC!!!!!!!
youre not straight edge at all!!!" |
| On Thu Jan 16, 2003 » mdc said "fuzzy wuzzy was a drunk! he beat his wife and didnt pay child support" |
| On Wed Jan 15, 2003 » mdc said "what if 6 were really 9?" |
| On Wed Jan 15, 2003 » mdc said "thanks scotty... i can always count on you!" |
| On Wed Jan 15, 2003 » mdc said "fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant someone put me out of my misery? kill me please... im begging you" |
| On Mon Jan 13, 2003 » mdc said "i hate me too" |
| On Mon Jan 13, 2003 » mdc said "dont you just HATE excessivley negative people?" |
| On Mon Jan 13, 2003 » mdc said "oooh!! cookies!" |
| On Sat Jan 11, 2003 » mdc said "i already did! and boy.. let me tell you .. i was PISSED!!!" |
| On Sat Jan 11, 2003 » mdc said "i enjoy cock jerk actions... dont you?" |
| On Sat Jan 11, 2003 » mdc said "cows expell 4lbs. of methane gas with every fart!
if all the cowa on earth farted at once and someone lighted a match, the whole world would burst into flames!" |
| On Sat Jan 11, 2003 » mdc said "FUCK NO!!!!
(said in Robin Williams style scottish accent)" |
| On Sat Jan 11, 2003 » mdc said "the propellerheads featuring Shirley Bassey" |
| On Thu Jan 9, 2003 » mdc said "Once! Just ONCE, I'd like the world to be unfair in MY favour!" |
| On Thu Jan 9, 2003 » mdc said "i think the US are anti-nazis... they persecute all the NON-jews and are real friendly with the jews... i think its because they have the money..." |
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