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On Thu Mar 20, 2003 » mdc said "Thanks Sinead" |
On Thu Mar 20, 2003 » mdc said "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers!" |
On Wed Mar 19, 2003 » mdc said "yes... mahogany" |
On Tue Mar 18, 2003 » mdc said "As the French say: "I Surrender!!"" |
On Sun Mar 16, 2003 » mdc said "i entertained amanda yesterday..." |
On Fri Mar 14, 2003 » mdc said "is there such a thing as comfortable womens underwear, for men?" |
On Thu Mar 13, 2003 » mdc said "The Fragile" |
On Tue Mar 11, 2003 » mdc said ""Are Poo and Ass taken?" "Yup!" "Awwwww!"" |
On Mon Mar 10, 2003 » mdc said "i think the REAL question is WHEN did it cross the road?" |
On Sun Mar 9, 2003 » mdc said "what happened to all the pics?" |
On Thu Mar 6, 2003 » mdc said "no... the world wildlife fund had a lawsuit pending on the wwe for like 4 years now... fool" |
On Sun Mar 2, 2003 » mdc said "if we lived on jupiter we'd all sound like mickey mouse" |
On Sat Mar 1, 2003 » mdc said "I Love You" |
On Sat Mar 1, 2003 » mdc said "." |
On Sat Mar 1, 2003 » mdc said "how the fuck...?" |
On Fri Feb 28, 2003 » mdc said "ill take a massage from tipsy" |
On Wed Feb 26, 2003 » mdc said "We can wear pants if we want to, or we can leave our pants behind, Cuz if you're wearing pants and I'm not wearing pant, then your pants are probably mine!" |
On Wed Feb 26, 2003 » mdc said "yeah. but that is also wrong..... fool" |
On Wed Feb 26, 2003 » mdc said "WRONG!" |
On Tue Feb 25, 2003 » mdc said "that was 4 months ago Ian!!
4 MONTHS AGO!" |
On Tue Feb 25, 2003 » mdc said "True Dat yo" |
On Tue Feb 25, 2003 » mdc said "I bring you love!" |
On Mon Feb 24, 2003 » mdc said "its true though... i was missing" |
On Sun Feb 23, 2003 » mdc said "titty and ass... grab on for dear life" |
On Thu Feb 20, 2003 » mdc said "SPRING BREAK 2003!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" |
On Sat Feb 15, 2003 » mdc said "im sorry... i couldn't help it" |
On Sat Feb 15, 2003 » mdc said "the past is dead...?" |
On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » mdc said "like a phoenix reborn from its charred carcass, so am i reborn from my charred existence" |
On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » mdc said "rebirth into a new era of solace and joy, spreading warmth and happiness wherever i tread" |
On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » mdc said "and from the ash, he is born again" |
On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » mdc said "I think I'm dying" |
On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » mdc said "i think im dying" |
On Wed Feb 12, 2003 » mdc said "i wanna die" |
On Wed Feb 12, 2003 » mdc said "i love your dad cuz he fucked your mom" |
On Mon Feb 10, 2003 » mdc said "i love rock and roll... so put another dime in the jukebox baby" |
On Sun Feb 9, 2003 » mdc said "YES IT IS!" |
On Sun Feb 9, 2003 » mdc said "There's a Spanish train that runs between Guadalquivir and old Seville, And at dead of night the whistle blows, And people hear she's running still... And then they hush their children back to sleep, Lock the doors, upstairs they creep, For it is sai" |
On Sat Feb 8, 2003 » mdc said "When you do a job well enough, no one can even tell you've done anything at all." |
On Sat Feb 8, 2003 » mdc said "*shocked*...... *and appaled*" |
On Sat Feb 8, 2003 » mdc said "t." |
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