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 | On Mon May 5, 2003 » mdc said "women can get juicy" |
| On Mon May 5, 2003 » mdc said "i like to mount giraffes" |
| On Sun May 4, 2003 » mdc said "i *love* goats... *cough*" |
| On Fri May 2, 2003 » mdc said "is there still soap?" |
| On Thu May 1, 2003 » mdc said "two, can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one" |
| On Thu May 1, 2003 » mdc said "empracet makes me feel all better" |
| On Wed Apr 30, 2003 » mdc said "and you give! and you give! and you giiiive yourself away... with or without you! with or without you, oooh ooh, i cant live... with or without you" |
| On Sun Apr 27, 2003 » mdc said "the doors" |
| On Sun Apr 27, 2003 » mdc said "how about spelling school?... grammAr... *cough*" |
| On Sat Apr 26, 2003 » mdc said "I Like Cold Beverages" |
| On Thu Apr 24, 2003 » mdc said "We must never be apart... Perfect" |
| On Wed Apr 23, 2003 » mdc said "i do... his name backwards is TAP" |
| On Sun Apr 20, 2003 » mdc said "Let's get married! In a big cathedral, by a priest. Because if I'm the man that you love the most, you can say: "I do" at least!" |
| On Sat Apr 19, 2003 » mdc said "dj neoform (i figured... all the cool people are doing it.. and i wanna be cool)" |
| On Wed Apr 16, 2003 » mdc said "i love djneoform" |
| On Wed Apr 16, 2003 » mdc said "get the fuck over it" |
| On Tue Apr 15, 2003 » mdc said "i wore women's panties once" |
| On Thu Apr 10, 2003 » mdc said "and because youre an alcoholic... and maybe you ahte your life" |
| On Wed Apr 9, 2003 » mdc said "cows say MOOOOOOOO!!!! and cats say MEOOOOW!!! and dogs say "I'm sorry but its over... blah blah blah... i want the house and the car.. blah blah blah... bank accounts, credit cards, mortgage, child support.. blah blah blah..."" |
| On Mon Apr 7, 2003 » mdc said "yeah... fool" |
| On Sun Apr 6, 2003 » mdc said "and goat fucker" |
| On Fri Apr 4, 2003 » mdc said "Dick.
I guess it’s short for Richard...
Why else would he be attacking Iraq?...
He must feel insecure" |
| On Fri Apr 4, 2003 » mdc said "i didnt do it on purpose i swear" |
| On Fri Apr 4, 2003 » mdc said "who? me? i would never do that" |
| On Fri Apr 4, 2003 » mdc said "i wanna fuck the pussy all night long.. or 72 minutes... whichever comes first" |
| On Thu Apr 3, 2003 » mdc said "why?" |
| On Thu Apr 3, 2003 » mdc said "In soviet Russia, the cars drive you!" |
| On Wed Apr 2, 2003 » mdc said "to all the parents with sleepless nights, sleepless nights, tie your kinds onto their beds, clean their heads!" |
| On Mon Mar 31, 2003 » mdc said "STOP DAMNIT" |
| On Mon Mar 31, 2003 » mdc said "stop being depressed" |
| On Mon Mar 31, 2003 » mdc said "just once?" |
| On Sun Mar 30, 2003 » mdc said "I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk away." |
| On Sat Mar 29, 2003 » mdc said "eat me chelsea... yeah thats right.................................................. and dont call me a wop" |
| On Thu Mar 27, 2003 » mdc said "this morning i ate pussy and it was damn imaginary..." |
| On Wed Mar 26, 2003 » mdc said "like sex with goats, i am the masked avenger" |
| On Tue Mar 25, 2003 » mdc said "my pants just got down" |
| On Mon Mar 24, 2003 » mdc said "ravewave just got boring" |
| On Mon Mar 24, 2003 » mdc said "Adaptation was a good movie" |
| On Sun Mar 23, 2003 » mdc said "i'll be better whem i'm older too... much better" |
| On Fri Mar 21, 2003 » mdc said "hickory dickory dock, some broad was sucking my cock, the clock struck two, i dropped my goo, i dropped the bitch on the next block! OOOH!!" |
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