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 | On Sat Sep 27, 2003 » mdc said "and so, as the curtains drop, i wave my last farewell, to a love i always knew but couldn't tell" |
| On Fri Sep 26, 2003 » mdc said "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me" |
| On Tue Sep 23, 2003 » mdc said "Pookie: I love Amanda Bynes.. she's my idol... i wish to sleep with her on numerous occasions, wearing a clown nose" |
| On Sun Sep 21, 2003 » mdc said "oh my god... pookie just quoted a movie with amanda bynes in it" |
| On Fri Sep 19, 2003 » mdc said "well if "practice makes perfect" but "nobody's perfect"... then why practice?" |
| On Thu Sep 4, 2003 » mdc said "since when do men fear liberty? lack of liberty (ie: women) is what men fear" |
| On Thu Aug 28, 2003 » mdc said "though you've gone and broke my heart, my will is strong and i'll live on... your love was sweet, too sweet to taste, but now you're gone and the taste lingers ... -MDC" |
| On Wed Aug 27, 2003 » mdc said "poo smells worse on warm sunny days" |
| On Tue Aug 26, 2003 » mdc said "Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!" |
| On Fri Aug 22, 2003 » mdc said "like grated cheese on a pizza, the city was being sprinkled with large snowflakes...." |
| On Fri Aug 15, 2003 » mdc said "exactly... 2nd plce = #1 loser... hes the best at losin" |
| On Fri Aug 15, 2003 » mdc said "to finish second means youre the biggest loser... youre the best at being a loser" |
| On Sun Aug 10, 2003 » mdc said "I Love Jetta Girl" |
| On Sat Aug 9, 2003 » mdc said "with a smile" |
| On Tue Aug 5, 2003 » mdc said "your body is a wonderland" |
| On Tue Aug 5, 2003 » mdc said "Ooh, the years burn - Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn - I used to be a little boy - So old in my shoes - And what I choose is my voice - What's a boy supposed to do?" |
| On Wed Jul 30, 2003 » mdc said "donnie darko is a happy movie" |
| On Fri Jul 25, 2003 » mdc said "distance makes your girlfriend cheat" |
| On Tue Jul 22, 2003 » mdc said "can't wait for tomorrow, i might not have that long" |
| On Mon Jul 21, 2003 » mdc said "ian smells like teen spirit" |
| On Sun Jul 20, 2003 » mdc said "i think im in love" |
| On Sun Jul 6, 2003 » mdc said "Vancouver is so pretty" |
| On Fri Jul 4, 2003 » mdc said "gazongas!" |
| On Mon Jun 30, 2003 » mdc said "pantaloons" |
| On Sat Jun 28, 2003 » mdc said "YES I SOOOOO AM!!... fuck i missed his show on saturday!" |
| On Fri Jun 27, 2003 » mdc said "u2 rock... "Dressing like your sister, living like a tart, you don't know what you're doing, babe it must be art!"" |
| On Wed Jun 25, 2003 » mdc said "too much ass sex?" |
| On Wed Jun 25, 2003 » mdc said "and unto thee i give the power to choose." |
| On Mon Jun 23, 2003 » mdc said "boobies rock!!" |
| On Mon Jun 23, 2003 » mdc said "Your existence is the essence of my presence" |
| On Sun Jun 22, 2003 » mdc said "fearless leader?" |
| On Sun Jun 22, 2003 » mdc said "i think her computer is broken too" |
| On Thu Jun 19, 2003 » mdc said "EVERYONE HERE ALWAYS WANTS TO DIE!!!" |
| On Thu Jun 19, 2003 » mdc said "i just bust a nut" |
| On Wed Jun 18, 2003 » mdc said "in that case... all ex girlfriends should die too? no..." |
| On Tue Jun 17, 2003 » mdc said "stroke it to japanese shizer anime porn" |
| On Sun Jun 15, 2003 » mdc said "i'm a foot ball vet, im popular, im the teacher's pet, im popular" |
| On Sat Jun 14, 2003 » mdc said "When I die, if I have a choice between heaven and pie heaven, I'd choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not... mmmmmboy!" |
| On Fri Jun 13, 2003 » mdc said "piepiepie" |
| On Thu Jun 12, 2003 » mdc said "if you live today for what you need tomorrow, what will you live for tomorrow?" |
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