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 | On Thu Nov 13, 2003 » mdc said "if batman died, woudl the Joker be ahppy?" |
| On Thu Nov 13, 2003 » mdc said "who wakes someone up at 4 in the morning because a fish escaped from its stupid net????? WHO DOES THAT????" |
| On Wed Nov 12, 2003 » mdc said "why is it that as soon as i fall asleep, the phone rings?" |
| On Wed Nov 12, 2003 » mdc said "to sleep purchance to dream? id rather not" |
| On Tue Nov 11, 2003 » mdc said "Too much love will kill you if you can’t make up your mind
Torn between the lover and the love you leave behind
You’re heading for disaster ’cos you never read the signs,
Too much love will kill you every time" |
| On Mon Nov 10, 2003 » mdc said ""The heart wants not what is at hand, but what it cannot have." -Socrates" |
| On Sun Nov 9, 2003 » mdc said "i wish i could fit downt he toilet" |
| On Wed Nov 5, 2003 » mdc said "sometimes, when you look at it just right, the moon looks like a portal into another dimension, where time and space meld into one unity..." |
| On Tue Nov 4, 2003 » mdc said "wow... that reminds me.. its been exactly 1 year (and 1 week) and things really are different" |
| On Tue Nov 4, 2003 » mdc said "no seriously! i could have sworn i put it in the medicine cabinet" |
| On Mon Nov 3, 2003 » mdc said "i love" |
| On Fri Oct 31, 2003 » mdc said "No if it were up to Noah" |
| On Wed Oct 29, 2003 » mdc said "I'm too sexy for this place!" |
| On Wed Oct 29, 2003 » mdc said "Life is serious. Get with the program" |
| On Tue Oct 28, 2003 » mdc said "with lovin' on my mind, i grab my girl's behind..." |
| On Wed Oct 22, 2003 » mdc said "you gave me nothing, now its all i got" |
| On Wed Oct 22, 2003 » mdc said "huh? i dont get it....{added to onliner 2 minutes later} oh shit! right the icon on the top! wow i JUST noticed that... im refering to a cokewhore offering me some on saturday" |
| On Wed Oct 22, 2003 » mdc said "i want some coke" |
| On Tue Oct 21, 2003 » mdc said "to go with the mood..... Love is Suicide" |
| On Mon Oct 20, 2003 » mdc said "awwww... *tries to put back the pieces of megan's heart*" |
| On Sun Oct 19, 2003 » mdc said "some days... jacksoul" |
| On Sun Oct 19, 2003 » mdc said "Plush" |
| On Sun Oct 19, 2003 » mdc said "I like chicken, I like liver. Meow Mix Meow Mix Please Deliver!" |
| On Sun Oct 19, 2003 » mdc said "i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul" |
| On Sat Oct 18, 2003 » mdc said "I like to eat popcorn in the morning" |
| On Sat Oct 18, 2003 » mdc said "Whats so funny Amanda??" |
| On Sat Oct 18, 2003 » mdc said "Fai quello che il pretr dice, e no quello che il prete fa! Yeah..." |
| On Fri Oct 17, 2003 » mdc said "Too much love will kill you" |
| On Tue Oct 14, 2003 » mdc said "Changes aren't permanent, but change is." |
| On Mon Oct 13, 2003 » mdc said "Why must I be a teenager in love?" |
| On Thu Oct 9, 2003 » mdc said ""The Universe and Stupidity are finite, though I'm not sure about the latter."" |
| On Wed Oct 8, 2003 » mdc said "Paracelsus, Francois Rabelais, E. T. A. Hoffmann (Kater Murr)" |
| On Tue Oct 7, 2003 » mdc said "you dont even know how to say goodbye" |
| On Tue Oct 7, 2003 » mdc said "Time may change me! But I can't change time..." |
| On Sat Oct 4, 2003 » mdc said "being deep is just as easy as being shallow" |
| On Thu Oct 2, 2003 » mdc said "If life's not a joke, then I don't get it" |
| On Thu Oct 2, 2003 » mdc said "i hate them so much!" |
| On Wed Oct 1, 2003 » mdc said "these eyes have seen a lot of love but theyre never gonna see another one like i had with you" |
| On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » mdc said "stupid girls... always NOT kissing the guys.. and by guys i mean ME" |
| On Sun Sep 28, 2003 » mdc said "when time comes for me to leave, ill grab my life, and with a heave, ill throw my stuff out the window, so through my things no one will go, and they wont feel the need grieve" |
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