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 | On Tue Nov 12, 2002 » mdc said "if it aint black it aint eddie murphy" |
| On Tue Nov 12, 2002 » mdc said "three times out of two im dropping my goo" |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » mdc said "my brain hurts... class sucks!" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » mdc said "its true... except replace he by she...
*sigh*" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » mdc said "*blink... blink*" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » mdc said "it's NEVER too early to puke" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » mdc said "whats with all the florist comments ian? is there a nice florist you have your eye on? (yes i said EYE... singular... only one eye is on her)" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » mdc said "yeah i mixed those three together yesterday... bad bad bad" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » mdc said "yes... drunk is good... alcohol makes you forget... like the great Eagles once said: "Some dance to remember, some dance to forget!" well replace dance by drink" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » mdc said "*joins him* WHOOOOO!!! YEAH!!! ALRIGHT!!!" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » mdc said "ok *gently places paper cut-out of breasts in hand ian ISN'T using to jerk himself off*" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » mdc said "pear of apples you say?
well how do ya like them apples!!!! *shows ian paper cut-out of breasts*" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » mdc said "what's green and goes 500km/h backwards?" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » mdc said "how about poor dj jokes? ever hear the one about the poor dj? his name was ian (this time i do mean poor financially)" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » mdc said "i did and i do" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » mdc said "i have nothing" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » mdc said "dead people move ian... its called post-mortem reaction... and because i dig them up and screw them" |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » mdc said "but not ugly ones... cuz we all know what that leads to... OVERPOPULATION!!!" |
| On Tue Nov 5, 2002 » mdc said "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
oh... for a minute there i thought you said cheese" |
| On Tue Nov 5, 2002 » mdc said "apples taste better when they're covered with sugar and stuffed with razor blades" |
| On Sat Nov 2, 2002 » mdc said "its true... have you ever seen them in the same room together??? i think not" |
| On Fri Nov 1, 2002 » mdc said "yeah... born on different days and in different hospitals, to different parents" |
| On Fri Nov 1, 2002 » mdc said "life is boring when you have nothing to live for and your life is just one useless, boring episode after another" |
| On Thu Oct 31, 2002 » mdc said "that poor bastard..." |
| On Tue Oct 29, 2002 » mdc said "how about the feeling of your girlfriend of 1 year dumping your ass cuz things are suddenly 'moving too fast'?" |
| On Mon Oct 28, 2002 » mdc said "why?
did someone set him on fire?" |
| On Mon Oct 28, 2002 » mdc said "silverchairs are made of silver and must be expensive" |
| On Mon Oct 28, 2002 » mdc said "boning is great! you should try it ian.. hehehe" |
| On Sat Oct 26, 2002 » mdc said "money makes the world go brown... i guess it made more sense in my head" |
| On Fri Oct 25, 2002 » mdc said "brothers are stupid... especially ones that move to San Francisco right when you need an older brother to talk to and receive guidance from...." |
| On Fri Oct 25, 2002 » mdc said "i think i have a superfluous third testicle" |
| On Fri Oct 25, 2002 » mdc said "toes: like little fingers, but for your feet" |
| On Wed Oct 23, 2002 » mdc said "for a better time call me" |
| On Wed Oct 23, 2002 » mdc said "You're lucky you're not in an alley, cuz i'd rape you" |
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