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 | On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » mdc said "noah = bastard-faced user" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » mdc said "go ahead explain............. im waaaaaaaaaaaiting!" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » mdc said "no she doesn't" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » mdc said "no you dont" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » mdc said "yeah... die" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "yes. megan is hot. very hot." |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "whos that? find me a picture" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "yeah.. me too!.... who we talking abut?" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "a monkey poored coffee in my boots" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "so post more stuff... im equally bored" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » mdc said "its 10:18 and i feel like dying........................................................................" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "put your head on my shoulder....." |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "hey hey!!! im not a gino! i hate you!!! *runs into a corner, curls up into the fetal position and repeats to himself "I am not a Gino... I am not a Gino!!!"*" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "stupid paul... thats because their ass'll be sore!" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "NO CRYING!! This is a no-crying zoned area! Trespassers will be persecuted (yes i realize I wrote persecuted and not prosecuted)" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "yes of course... suicide and rock and roll... yes... that will do nicely... yes.... mwahahahaha.... venutian pig donkeys!!" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » mdc said "yes i d....... wait a minute!! Where'd it go!!!!!!!" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » mdc said "no.. its perfectly healthy... dogs do it all the time!" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » mdc said "Hi! You've reached Dino's Domination Dungeon. How may I help you?" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » mdc said "paul stole that from me!!! only I "drop my goo"" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » mdc said "wow... and i thought i had problems..." |
| On Fri Nov 22, 2002 » mdc said "Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't Worry - Be Happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it Double
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and" |
| On Thu Nov 21, 2002 » mdc said "everyone wants you! now all you have to do is pick" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » mdc said "so this one time I'm in a car, right, and we're driving, and driving, and driving and..... no wait!... that wasn't me" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » mdc said "when thinking about mankind, we have to realize that the word itself is made up of two other words: MANK and IND, and we have to ask ourselves... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » mdc said "big ones small ones some as big your head" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » mdc said "what if 6 were realy 9?" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » mdc said "This statement is a lie......................THINK ABOUT IT!!!" |
| On Tue Nov 19, 2002 » mdc said "renal and fallic? ummm.. urine? it goes through your kidneys and youe penis" |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » mdc said "its true though... i do" |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » mdc said "woooo!!!!" |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » mdc said "its true... having something to look forward to would be nice..." |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » mdc said "ian youve been dirty for a loooong time" |
| On Sun Nov 17, 2002 » mdc said "my thoughts exactly!............................. buttercups" |
| On Sun Nov 17, 2002 » mdc said "Caution: Road becomes wet when raining... and Ian sucks cuz hes drunk with all his buddies 'cept for me!!!!" |
| On Fri Nov 15, 2002 » mdc said "disco inferno... mmmmmm... nice and warm" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » mdc said "especially when you're removing them... not wait! people make funny sounds when you remove their organs... thats it!!" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » mdc said "time doesn't exist... all is one, one is all.. nothing changes, nothing stays the same... nothing matters" |
| On Wed Nov 13, 2002 » mdc said "whats with all the empire records stuff????" |
| On Tue Nov 12, 2002 » mdc said "whats that? Liv Tyler's a whore? oh ok... i thought i misunderstood you for a second there" |
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