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 | On Fri Aug 19, 2005 » mdc said "My teeth are sore" |
| On Fri Aug 12, 2005 » mdc said "Listen all o' y'all... it's a sabotage" |
| On Wed Aug 10, 2005 » mdc said "HORSESHOES FOR ALL!!" |
| On Thu Aug 4, 2005 » mdc said "Aunt Jemima's witnesses" |
| On Wed Aug 3, 2005 » mdc said "The things I do for money, I'll never understand" |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » mdc said "life is life" |
| On Tue Jul 26, 2005 » mdc said "I'm hot, sticky, sweet. From my head to my feet. Yeah!" |
| On Tue Jul 26, 2005 » mdc said "J'ai gaspillé mon temps a gagner du temps." |
| On Mon Jan 5, 2004 » mdc said "love me" |
| On Mon Jan 5, 2004 » mdc said "like a fire in his belly" |
| On Fri Jan 2, 2004 » mdc said "free falling" |
| On Fri Jan 2, 2004 » mdc said "awwwwww!! *is flattered*" |
| On Thu Jan 1, 2004 » mdc said "OH MY GOD!! WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!!!" |
| On Tue Dec 30, 2003 » mdc said "I'm a millionaire" |
| On Tue Dec 30, 2003 » mdc said "I love everything about you. Why can't I love you." |
| On Mon Dec 29, 2003 » mdc said "im flattered" |
| On Sat Dec 27, 2003 » mdc said "People will pay good money for a hard fuck" |
| On Fri Dec 26, 2003 » mdc said "I'm never alone when we're apart... I'm torn apart when we're alone" |
| On Tue Dec 23, 2003 » mdc said "Je suis désolé" |
| On Sat Dec 20, 2003 » mdc said "are the lights too dim or are you beautiful?" |
| On Fri Dec 19, 2003 » mdc said "family guy........................................................................................................... i love you" |
| On Thu Dec 18, 2003 » mdc said "its never too early to puke!" |
| On Mon Dec 15, 2003 » mdc said "if life were a pie, id let it sit on the window sill and cool" |
| On Mon Dec 15, 2003 » mdc said "with a fork" |
| On Sun Dec 14, 2003 » mdc said "time keeps moving, let's keep grooving" |
| On Sun Dec 14, 2003 » mdc said "im the triangle of a love victim" |
| On Fri Dec 12, 2003 » mdc said "i think im sad" |
| On Wed Dec 10, 2003 » mdc said "Love... the one thing I don't want, but don't want to lose either... (except for a bald head)" |
| On Mon Dec 8, 2003 » mdc said "Chimpanzee, the chimpy little bastard" |
| On Fri Dec 5, 2003 » mdc said "Like a waterfall, I fall off cliffs" |
| On Fri Dec 5, 2003 » mdc said "with aching despair, i reach for my gat, tucked safely in my pants" |
| On Thu Dec 4, 2003 » mdc said "in this time of blinding darkness, i turn on the lights" |
| On Wed Dec 3, 2003 » mdc said "and i agree with amanda for agreeing.. i always agree with agreement... but not necessarily with what the agreement is agreeing with" |
| On Tue Dec 2, 2003 » mdc said "If your feet run and your nose smells, you are built upside-down" |
| On Tue Dec 2, 2003 » mdc said "mmmmbop!" |
| On Sun Nov 30, 2003 » mdc said "I am a false idol" |
| On Tue Nov 25, 2003 » mdc said "Happiness is a fish you cannot catch" |
| On Wed Nov 19, 2003 » mdc said "Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly / and the Spiders from Mars / He played it left hand, but he made it too far / Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band" |
| On Tue Nov 18, 2003 » mdc said "There's a starman wating in the sky. He'd like to come and see us but he thinks he'd blow our minds" |
| On Tue Nov 18, 2003 » mdc said "that last oneliner confused me" |
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