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On Wed May 9, 2018 » M-A-X said "We remember" |
On Thu Aug 23, 2012 » M-A-X said "tequilla, heineken, pas l'temps d'niaiser" |
On Mon Nov 28, 2011 » M-A-X said "In the land of the blinds, the one eyed man is king" |
On Wed Aug 24, 2011 » M-A-X said "Alcohol,
Drugs,
Overdrive,
Noice,
Neon Lights,
Party people,
REVOLUTION!
RAVE IS KING!" |
On Sat Jan 2, 2010 » M-A-X said "GUPPY!" |
On Wed Jun 24, 2009 » M-A-X said "Saint-Jean-Batiste fêtais tu vraiment la St-Jean? Penser-sy!" |
On Sat Jun 20, 2009 » M-A-X said "Life was a party...the party was life" |
On Fri Apr 10, 2009 » M-A-X said "Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan." |
On Mon Mar 16, 2009 » M-A-X said "The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard." |
On Sun Sep 21, 2008 » M-A-X said "Le commencement d'une des distinctions qui constitue l'un des plus graves problèmes philosophiques, la distinction à établir entre ''l'apparence'' et la ''réalité'', entre ce que les choses semblent être et ce qu'elle sont vraiment." |
On Tue Apr 15, 2008 » M-A-X said "experience is something you don't get until just after you need it" |
On Thu Apr 10, 2008 » M-A-X said "Every solution breeds new problems" |
On Mon Apr 7, 2008 » M-A-X said "The easy way is always mined" |
On Mon Mar 17, 2008 » M-A-X said "Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity." |
On Fri Feb 1, 2008 » M-A-X said "Quand l'acte accuse, le résultat excuse" |
On Sat Oct 20, 2007 » M-A-X said "réunion des forces dans l'espace, union des forces dans le temps" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » M-A-X said "Conceal nothing and watch the fool search forever" |
On Sat Sep 22, 2007 » M-A-X said "The art of war and the art of peace make a science" |
On Thu Sep 13, 2007 » M-A-X said "OH SHITEN!" |
On Tue Aug 21, 2007 » M-A-X said "Selon l'armée, un lance-grenade peut régler 75% de vos problèmes quotidien" |
On Fri Jun 22, 2007 » M-A-X said "A day they will give a war and nobody will come" |
On Fri Jun 15, 2007 » M-A-X said "Warfare is the failure of diplomacy" |
On Wed May 23, 2007 » M-A-X said "FRAK OFF!" |
On Tue May 22, 2007 » M-A-X said "Word of the week: "FRAK"" |
On Sat May 12, 2007 » M-A-X said "I tell people I was stab in the butt but it was a toilet paper cut" |
On Thu May 3, 2007 » M-A-X said "And now! M-A-X live @ From its chair will post an oneliner.........................................................................................................................................................................SOON!" |
On Sat Apr 14, 2007 » M-A-X said "This thing is back online! HOOAH!" |
On Mon Mar 26, 2007 » M-A-X said "J'ai peter et ma maison a exploser" |
On Sun Mar 4, 2007 » M-A-X said "esus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas." |
On Mon Jan 22, 2007 » M-A-X said "There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "pie."" |
On Sat Jan 20, 2007 » M-A-X said "90% of your problems can be solve with a grenade" |
On Tue Jan 16, 2007 » M-A-X said "Blow stuff up! Blow even more stuff up!" |
On Wed Jan 10, 2007 » M-A-X said "It have always some wars, somewhere with someone." |
On Thu Jan 4, 2007 » M-A-X said "Be connected or be rejected" |
On Sat Dec 9, 2006 » M-A-X said "Max use the fax" |
On Wed Dec 6, 2006 » M-A-X said "ok take 2; The best about drugs is not the detox....is the retox!" |
On Tue Dec 5, 2006 » M-A-X said "I like the napalm smell at the morning" |
On Sun Dec 3, 2006 » M-A-X said "Why detox when you can retox!" |
On Thu Nov 30, 2006 » M-A-X said "What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey" |
On Fri Nov 17, 2006 » M-A-X said "You must an end to drugs, or drugs will put a end to you" |
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