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 | On Sat Nov 18, 2006 » Lone_Star said "And you thought I was crazy." |
| On Sun Nov 27, 2005 » Lone_Star said "I hear some people can drasticly overcome the risk of stupidity by shutting the fuck up." |
| On Thu Nov 17, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Don't betray your friend unless you expect him to be your last." |
| On Tue Sep 20, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Find it. Love it. Lose it. Crave it. Repeat." |
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Heyyyyy this isn't like in the brochure!" |
| On Tue Jul 5, 2005 » Lone_Star said "You're so hardcore you gotta flush twice!" |
| On Mon Jul 4, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Sometimes... I just wanna bang you up 'til the banger bangs so hard he'll freaken bang up the bang." |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Your ass has been leaking for 15 minutes sir..." |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » Lone_Star said "The peas are signing to me." |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Sometimes I wonder... no I don't! Or do I? HAH nah... no shit really?!" |
| On Mon Apr 18, 2005 » Lone_Star said "Who's on third base?" |
| On Tue Apr 12, 2005 » Lone_Star said "...and yours" |
| On Sat Feb 12, 2005 » Lone_Star said "They call me nuts, I call them lost souls - who's worst?" |
| On Sun Feb 6, 2005 » Lone_Star said "meh" |
| On Mon Jan 24, 2005 » Lone_Star said "La religion est l'opium du peuple... dun dun dun, you heard me you mofo." |
| On Tue Jan 18, 2005 » Lone_Star said "At night, silent and lonely people meet in the deep forest." |
| On Sat Jan 8, 2005 » Lone_Star said "If I could jump - I wouldn't." |
| On Sun Dec 26, 2004 » Lone_Star said ""Parce que la Coopération a bien meilleur goût!"" |
| On Mon Dec 20, 2004 » Lone_Star said ""We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -Jason Kidd" |
| On Sat Dec 11, 2004 » Lone_Star said ""I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
-Denis Leary" |
| On Sat Dec 11, 2004 » Lone_Star said "My head is spinning Right round, baby /
Right round like a record baby /
Right round round round" |
| On Thu Dec 9, 2004 » Lone_Star said "I hate it when you don't call." |
| On Tue Dec 7, 2004 » Lone_Star said "I just want BANG BANG BANG." |
| On Sun Dec 5, 2004 » Lone_Star said "I want a pair of tits in my hands... right... *NOW*." |
| On Fri Nov 26, 2004 » Lone_Star said "We always seem to leave about 2 seconds after we arrive somewheres..." |
| On Wed Nov 24, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Sometimes I barely stop words from coming out of my mouth to prevent my head from being turned inside out. But it's all cool..." |
| On Sun Nov 21, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Why are you taking a shower now?" |
| On Wed Nov 17, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Damn, you know you're screwed when every sentences make you horny. Especially the one below." |
| On Mon Nov 8, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Love hurts, life's a bitch, bitch bitch here and a bitch bitch there, everywhere a bitch bitch... old mcdonald had a... (you get the picture)." |
| On Sun Oct 24, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Trying to answer questions with questionnable answers." |
| On Thu Oct 21, 2004 » Lone_Star said "The worst thing that can happen to you is when you finially reach enlightenment and discover that you were only dreaming." |
| On Fri Oct 8, 2004 » Lone_Star said "Justice is blind and so are the people that commit crimes." |
| On Wed Sep 22, 2004 » Lone_Star said "They keep looking at me... guess I'll just have to pull their eyes out. All of them." |
| On Tue Jul 27, 2004 » Lone_Star said "You're going to die one day or an other... trust me." |
| On Mon Jul 12, 2004 » Lone_Star said "not until everybody sings the shou-Aaa-la-la-laaaa." |
| On Tue Jun 22, 2004 » Lone_Star said "We should change people that want to change others." |
| On Fri Jun 4, 2004 » Lone_Star said "No comment." |
| On Mon May 24, 2004 » Lone_Star said "One turntable creates a source for your sound system. Two turntables and a mixer creates an artist." |
| On Wed May 19, 2004 » Lone_Star said "My tummy hurts like if... so hardcore it's like smelling a smelly fart even if you've farted with BOTH of your bums leveled on a chair." |
| On Sat May 15, 2004 » Lone_Star said "I like it the hardway. (pause) Ya." |
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