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On Thu Apr 28, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "It's the end of something I did not want to end...begining of hard times to come...but something that was not meant to be is done...and this is the start of what was..." |
On Wed Apr 27, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "You know what, you're too straight forward you need to get you priorities crooked...." |
On Wed Apr 27, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I'm Rick James bitch...." |
On Tue Apr 26, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Don't worry guys...I'm not as think as you stoned I am!" |
On Mon Apr 25, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I used to do drugs...I still do, but...I used to too!" |
On Mon Apr 25, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in a month....I didn't want to interrupt her..." |
On Sat Apr 23, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "A, A is for Apple...D, D is for lisDexia..." |
On Fri Apr 22, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "why do they call corn on the cob, corn on the cob...that's how it comes out of the ground...they should call that corn....they should call everything else corn off the cob..." |
On Thu Apr 21, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I haven't slept for 10 days cuz.......that would be too long..." |
On Thu Apr 21, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Im on a mission let me take you back and forth another jam that's gonna make you scream for more. from new-york london to amsterdam let's rock i wanna rock you body rock." |
On Wed Apr 20, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!" |
On Tue Apr 19, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Did You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?>" |
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