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 | On Wed May 18, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "what else am i gonna do?" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigga Thinks Its A Cadillac" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Now-I'm-not-tryin-to-get-to-intricate-into-it-i'm-just-tryin-to-give-you-a-little-hint, for-your own-benefit..." |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "In 3rd Grade All I Used To Do Is Sniff Glue Through A Tube And Play Rubics Cube..." |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The only thing i know for sure is that there is nothing you can ever know for sure" |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "whudyoosay-boutmy mama?" |
| On Mon May 16, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i used to do drugs, i still do but i used to too..." |
| On Sun May 15, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Don't you hate these clueless people walkin around trying to stand out just so they can fit in..." |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Friendship is deep for men, a friend is a guy you can call up tell him FUCK YOU!!!! thats a friend!" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "take off your pants and jacket" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "we knew u as alien zed, we loved u as alien zed, welcome back alien zed.........to hell with brian boitano" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "what would brian BOYYYYYYYTANO'D do if we misspelled his name?" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i'm sure he'd kick an ass or two...thats what brian boytano'd do" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "did you ever notice that "no comment" is a comment..." |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "lets go 7/11 its always open....LIKE YOUR MOM!! lol" |
| On Wed May 11, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "fuck 42 i say eleventy-seven" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "if you hadn't noticed that was the whole point of the joke lol" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "rearange the letter to: NEW DOOR to make one word,.............................................its one word!" |
| On Tue May 10, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Friendship is deep for men friend ship is two guys taking a shower after working out, one of them looks at the other and says..."dude you got a little dick!".."oh ya well you wouldn't say that if i stuck it up you ass would you?"" |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Fuck the Fuckin' Fuckers" |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "yeah my last relationSHIT sucked..." |
| On Sun May 8, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "O'DOYLE RULES!!!" |
| On Sat May 7, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Life is too short so love the one you got...cuz you might get run over or you might get shot..." |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "SERIAL killer hiding murder MATERIAL in a CEREAL box on top of your STEREO..." |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i hope ur not talkin 2 me" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "cool i'm gonna get sum......gum" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily" |
| On Thu May 5, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Jay Leno is the only guy that can have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head..." |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Eh hello. My names Tim and I'm a criminal,
In the eyes of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I inhale." |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "so...what starts with F and ends in CK........................................................................................FiretruCK what else?" |
| On Tue May 3, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Load up the bong
Crank up the song
Let the informer call 911" |
| On Tue May 3, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Is this the real life?....is this just fantasy?...caught in a landslide no escape from reality..." |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "40 oz. 2 FREEDOM..." |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "time to take out the THRASH..." |
| On Sun May 1, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Who's got the Funk?!?" |
| On Sat Apr 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "they say weed makes you lazy and unmotivated...WRONG!!! when you're high you can do everything you normally could, you just realised its not worth the fuckin' effort." |
| On Sat Apr 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "t'a tu deja essayer de manger é picé? c'est dure de faire les deux en meme temps hein?" |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "sometimes stuff sucks ass" |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "hey man I'ma..I'ma cut you up so bad I'm gon...i'm gonna make you wish I didn't cut you up so bad..." |
| On Thu Apr 28, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "My older brother is gay...my younger brother is gay...but there's still one person in my family who likes pussy...My wife!" |
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