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 | On Wed Nov 16, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "rudy thought...all good things...come to those that wait...but recently...he could see...that they may come...too late...- supertramp" |
| On Tue Nov 15, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "What do you do when your bitch is untrue? you dump the hooker off and find someone knew. I need another bitch...In My Life...-Notorious B.I.G." |
| On Mon Nov 14, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Cannabis will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no cannabis..." |
| On Fri Nov 11, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Turn the page on today walk away" |
| On Tue Nov 8, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The night slowly fades and goes slow motion, all the commotion becomes floatin emotions" |
| On Tue Oct 18, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Life does not immitate art, life immitates bad television" |
| On Thu Sep 15, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Some Say I'm Out Of My Mind....I'm Not Out Of My Mind, I'm Out Of Your Mind..." |
| On Wed Sep 14, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "for sure i needed to be 18 in '69" |
| On Wed Aug 17, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "here I am EXHAUSTED, cuz I just ended a beautiful relationSHIT" |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "haaaaaayydee hooooooo" |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "There's only two things in this world that I hate: people who who discriminate according to other people's races, and the dutch." |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I Won't Cry, No I Won't Cry, No I, Won't Shed A Tear, Just As Long As You Fuckin' Stand By Me!" |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "now is the time to take what's mine" |
| On Sun Jun 12, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I'm the supervisor...can I get a taxi number? (how trashed were they when they wrote that lol)" |
| On Fri Jun 10, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I didn't use to do drugs, in fact up untill recently I was HIGH ON LIFE!!! but eventually I built up a tollerance..." |
| On Thu Jun 9, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "FUCK THE HIP HOP ROOM!!!!!" |
| On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word..." |
| On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "mean people suck, nice people swallow" |
| On Tue Jun 7, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i may be dumb but i'm not a dweeb, i'm just a sucker with no self esteem.." |
| On Mon Jun 6, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Peace, Love and all that shit..." |
| On Sun Jun 5, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "yeah rehab is for quiters!!!!...quiters never win and winners never quit!!!" |
| On Sat Jun 4, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The only thing in this world that I really know for sure is that there's nothing in this world that I really know for sure." |
| On Fri Jun 3, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "oh won't you gonna take me home tonight, oh down beside that red bright light, aaaaaaaare you gonna let it all hang out fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go round" |
| On Thu Jun 2, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "what do you tell a bitch with 2 black eyes?..............................................................................nothing, someone already told her twice..." |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
and I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face.
Losing control I'm all over the place." |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here i am" |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i'm not trying to bore you even though i would like to, i think you are really fit, you're fit but my gosh don't you know it?" |
| On Tue May 31, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I reckon you're about an 8 or an 9. maybe even 9 and a half in 4 beer's time" |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "ok now 4th of 3rd you're 2nd of 5th and second of all u need to get your priorities crooked!!" |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "just a drop of watter in an endless sea" |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "look at things the other way cuz it may well be your final day" |
| On Sat May 28, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "No matter how hot a girl looks, somewhere, someone out there is tired of putting up with her shit..." |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "all we are saying is give peace a chance" |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "but you left me in the rain..." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder" |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "we hate people who are pure evil, but wouldn't it be fun to party with the devil?" |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "uuuh...ya....uh ....ya man...the corperations man...they're like evil...and we are like the robot servants...like you know man?" |
| On Mon May 23, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "yum" |
| On Sat May 21, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I am the walrus...or something..." |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Ignorance is Bliss, Don't overthink..." |
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