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 | On Sat Jan 21, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "Get Thee Hence To Endless Night.....or for those who don't get it...GO TO HELL" |
| On Tue Jan 17, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....aaaaaaaaaaaaaa...aaaaaaaaa.....aaaaaaaaaaaaah" |
| On Thu Jan 12, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "the word of the day is legs, lets go to my place and spread the word" |
| On Wed Jan 11, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "dogs are forever in the "push-up" position" |
| On Wed Jan 11, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "I have a fever and the only perscription is..." |
| On Tue Jan 10, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "oh i get it so rock always wins?...x-ept for paper...so paper is invincible...oh unless you use scisors so scissors always win...unles you use rock....ooooooh so rock ALWAYS WINS" |
| On Mon Jan 9, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "finnaly posted my art in the graf gallery for your viewing pleasure" |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "I'm against Picketting but i don't know how to show it" |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "i got a king size bed...I don't know any kings but if one came over i'm sure he'd be very comfortable..here you are your majesty its to your exact specifications..." |
| On Sun Jan 8, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live" |
| On Sat Jan 7, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "the best things in life aren't free...sure you don't need money but a big ass 80$ bottle won't hurt" |
| On Thu Jan 5, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "BOOYASHAKA" |
| On Tue Jan 3, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "really? i used to be high on life bu then i built up a tolerance...I used to seize the day but now i need 3 to get the same buzz" |
| On Sat Dec 31, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I Don't Care If this Sounds Gay, I'm Gonna Dance The Night Away....SOMA 2K6 WOOOOOO!!!!!....um..yes i said it....woo" |
| On Fri Dec 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Every year begins with a twist and ends with fate" |
| On Thu Dec 29, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "A guy Wants To Get His money back from a 5$ hooker...she says "hey it was only 5 bucks what were you expecting? lobster?"" |
| On Wed Dec 28, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Happiness Come In Small Dozes, Its Cigarette Or A 5 Second Orgasm or a Cookie, THAT'S IT...You Cum, You Smoke The Butt You Eat The Fuckin' Cookie You Wake Up And Go To Fuckin' Work On Monday...Life Sucks Get a Helmet" |
| On Sun Dec 25, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "People make the holidays come together" |
| On Sat Dec 24, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "You Can't always Get What You Want..but If You Try..You Might Find.....You Get what You need..." |
| On Fri Dec 23, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "We have decided to turn our backs on this holiday thats why we've invented our own celebration...A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!" |
| On Wed Dec 21, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i'm floating to through the air.....nope that's just the pain killers...hooray for getting wisdom teeth taken out!" |
| On Sun Dec 11, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Peace and Love" |
| On Fri Dec 9, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I Refute Your Reality And Substitute It For My Own" |
| On Thu Dec 8, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I used to be schizophrenic... but we're OK now!" |
| On Wed Dec 7, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Uh Oh..that was you......I better get checked!!!" |
| On Wed Dec 7, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "pornstars fuck for a living, we live to fuck" |
| On Sun Dec 4, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...these dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had..." |
| On Sat Dec 3, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "u know...i'm naked under my clothes!!!" |
| On Wed Nov 30, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "hmmm her wrists have been slit...this girl must've died of emo" |
| On Tue Nov 29, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're not doing it right!" |
| On Sun Nov 27, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "k is for KARATE-CHOP-ACTION!" |
| On Sat Nov 26, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "lol and then the fireman said: "where my hose at?" ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!" |
| On Fri Nov 25, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i always tell the truth, even when i lie" |
| On Thu Nov 24, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The Cruel Joke Of The Day: Whats the opposite of chirstopher reeves?..................................................................................................................................christopher walken'" |
| On Wed Nov 23, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "i need a hug" |
| On Wed Nov 23, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "For you parents, toad licking is also known as lillypadding, frenching the prince and doing kermit.........and yes hooray for snow and the boarders that glide over it!!!" |
| On Tue Nov 22, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "...aaaaaaaaaaaaand so on..." |
| On Tue Nov 22, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "The only family that she ever had is her seven horny bothers and her drunk ass dad" |
| On Sat Nov 19, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "Everyone's around but no one does a damn thing! IT BRINGS ME DOWN!!!...but i won't let 'em...-The Offspring" |
| On Thu Nov 17, 2005 » FreshJive420 said "oh therapy can you please fill the void...am i retarded or am i just overjoyed...nobody's perfect and i stand accused...for lack of a better word and thats my best excuse...-green day" |
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