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 | On Wed Dec 20, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "relax!!! i can't relax!!!!nor can I yield, relent or....oh my god I'm losing my perspicacity AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" |
| On Wed Dec 13, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "as i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky i wonder......where the fuck did my ceiling go?" |
| On Tue Nov 14, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "i'm so clever and brilliant that sometimes...i don't even know what i'm talking about -Oscar Wilde" |
| On Mon Oct 30, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "you know...there's a pill for that..." |
| On Sat Oct 28, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "so exactly how much fun can i have before i go to hell?" |
| On Fri Oct 27, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
| On Wed Oct 25, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "i wanna be different.....just like everybody else" |
| On Mon Oct 23, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "The Man who Held The World Record For Most Drugs Ever Consumed Was Killed Today By A Pack Of Wild Dogs He Thought He Saw..." |
| On Sat Oct 14, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "who are you? i'm jim morrison
oh who's that? a wierd naked indian" |
| On Thu Oct 12, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "so put a quarter in your ass, cuz you played yourself" |
| On Wed Oct 4, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "your denial is beneath you...and thanks to hallucinogenic drugs, I can see through you" |
| On Wed Sep 13, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "parking my car near atwater when i hear...bang bang bang...at dawson?!?
crazy fuckin kids with their crazy fuckin automatic weapons..." |
| On Wed Sep 6, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "some dance to remember...some dance to forget..." |
| On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "ouch! need help getting out?" |
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "I Used To Worry 'bout The Future 'till I Threw My Caution to the we-e-e-ell" |
| On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "-I feel like i'm in the twilight zone where te guy wakes up and he's the same but everyone's different. - which one? -they're all like that..." |
| On Wed Aug 30, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "Alone Again...Naturally" |
| On Mon Aug 28, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "Time may change me, But i Can't Chase time" |
| On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "the night is only wasted if i'm not" |
| On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "disillusion is the word, that's used by me when i'm not heard i just go through life with my glasses blurred, its like that, and thats the way it is" |
| On Fri Aug 25, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "I wish my lawn was emo, cuz then it would cut itself..." |
| On Wed Aug 23, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "its just like the church says....if it feels good, STOP." |
| On Tue Aug 15, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "-so you just leave change on the counter? how do you know peple are taking the right amount?
-theoretically people see change on a couner they assume they're being watched...
-Honesty through paranoia...nice.." |
| On Sun Aug 13, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "we're being taken over...we now live in Quebekistan" |
| On Fri Feb 3, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "K: thats not being nice cartman...that's wearing a nice sweater. C: I don't understand the difference. K: I know you don't..." |
| On Thu Feb 2, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "why do i feel no one gets that but us? lol" |
| On Wed Feb 1, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "so what are you gonna call it? BenderBrau if its a lager, Bot Weiser if its an ale..." |
| On Tue Jan 31, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "- Thats guy's an idiot
-No I'm...Doesn't?!" |
| On Mon Jan 30, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "why i seymour pullin your pants? its like he doesn't wan't you to go or somethin'or he thinks your pants are too short..which francly is absurb cuz you look fabulous..." |
| On Mon Jan 30, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "oh my god these guys are so cool they're getting a reading of over 1,000 MegaFonzy's" |
| On Mon Jan 30, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "All this thuggin around has awoken my inner killer. SO LETS START DROPPIN BOOOOMBS!!!!!" |
| On Sun Jan 29, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "we don't need no education...we don't need no thought control...no dark sarcasm in the classroom...teacher leave them kids alone..." |
| On Fri Jan 27, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "when you're a clown, no one takes you seriously" |
| On Fri Jan 27, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "my relationships always end with "hey whay are you doing in bed with that other woman" and that was me talking" |
| On Thu Jan 26, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "1,2, 123 i got a ticket so ride with me mary go down on the mery go round" |
| On Thu Jan 26, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "i don't care if i go through life without helping other people...i just don't wanna get stabbed" |
| On Wed Jan 25, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "i play hockey, i even have two records: most minutes spent in a penalty box and i'm the only guy who ever took off his skate and tried to stab someone else" |
| On Tue Jan 24, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "Whats Your Name? What Have You Had? Reach For The Lazers...Safe As Fuck!" |
| On Tue Jan 24, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "thinking clearly yet not thinking at all.....reality is on its way" |
| On Mon Jan 23, 2006 » FreshJive420 said "so we get there and we're thinking great, a chick fuckin' a horse and we get there and its...a chick...fuckin' a horse...i tell ya its not as awesome as it sounds" |
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