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 | On Tue Sep 3, 2002 » El_Presidente said "You don’t stop playing because you get old, you get old because you stop playing.
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| On Mon Sep 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "The problem with the "middle of the road" is that you get hit by cars from both sides." |
| On Sat Aug 31, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Diplomacy, it has been said, is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a big enough rock" |
| On Fri Aug 30, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Damn, out of anyone Noah's the last one I would have expected to take porn OFF a website" |
| On Mon Aug 26, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Mauro Picotto?" |
| On Fri Aug 23, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin gives the best hugs" |
| On Wed Aug 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while i sing this song. Gotta wax that floor, make it shine, gonna take off the spraypaint with terbentine" |
| On Fri Jul 26, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin is sex-crazed now. shes out of control, please stop her" |
| On Thu Jul 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "kafwin you are such a pervert" |
| On Tue Jul 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Who put sand in the vaseline?" |
| On Thu Jun 27, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I miss sex :D" |
| On Mon Jun 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Great track :P
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| On Fri Jun 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Dont you wish you were?" |
| On Tue Jun 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Radiators are kinky" |
| On Tue Jun 11, 2002 » El_Presidente said "electric dreams sux" |
| On Mon May 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Meagat" |
| On Wed May 8, 2002 » El_Presidente said "My dick is called truth.. cuz truth comes out of children's mouth.
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| On Tue Apr 30, 2002 » El_Presidente said "oh the humanity" |
| On Mon Apr 29, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I love the smell of urine in the morning" |
| On Thu Apr 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Where is kafwin? Where is kafwin? AHHHHHH" |
| On Fri Apr 19, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin please dont talk about the inflatable monkey anymore... I say it should be burned" |
| On Thu Apr 11, 2002 » El_Presidente said "wiggidy wiggidy wack" |
| On Mon Mar 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Probably cuz someone wrote a message after him and it got deleted...
Btw this is a oneliners post. You are not supposed to chat here. You are supposed to write random thoughts....
A penny for your thoughts" |
| On Sun Mar 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Jesus is dead" |
| On Thu Mar 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Damn Commies" |
| On Tue Mar 19, 2002 » El_Presidente said "hormones?" |
| On Mon Mar 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Water sux, Gatorade rulez.
Pokemons sux, DIGIMON RULES!!!!!" |
| On Tue Mar 12, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Oneliners are for the weak minded" |
| On Fri Jan 4, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin is such a horny deputee" |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » El_Presidente said "oneliners are for the weak minded.. sucky sucky 5 dollars? IM IN!" |
| On Sun Dec 16, 2001 » El_Presidente said "You go to the cheese factory for the quality, but you stay for the quantity
-The Cheesemaker-" |
| On Tue Oct 9, 2001 » El_Presidente said "Oneliners are for the weak minded." |
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