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 | On Tue Oct 15, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Nigga please!" |
| On Sat Oct 12, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Praise the tabernacle" |
| On Thu Oct 10, 2002 » El_Presidente said "You know whats hard? MY NINE INCH COCK!!?%"!&"?%" |
| On Wed Oct 9, 2002 » El_Presidente said "kick stab kick stab kick stab kick stab. When analysed happy hardcore seems quite violent" |
| On Tue Oct 8, 2002 » El_Presidente said "nah he's donald's uncle" |
| On Tue Oct 8, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Why does donald duck have 3 nephews if he doesnt have any brothers and sisters?" |
| On Mon Oct 7, 2002 » El_Presidente said "pump down the hot beef injection" |
| On Mon Oct 7, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Damn you look stoned. I think ive seen/talked to you before" |
| On Sun Oct 6, 2002 » El_Presidente said "come to me and take my hand lets get up to the sky to the paradise of rave" |
| On Sun Oct 6, 2002 » El_Presidente said "*flatte isa*" |
| On Sun Oct 6, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Imagine all the people..." |
| On Sat Oct 5, 2002 » El_Presidente said "The cat got fat because he ate Dr. Seuss's hat" |
| On Thu Oct 3, 2002 » El_Presidente said "100 bottles of beer on the wall, who will catch them before they fall? (the new official DMR slogan that will be written on every record pressed)" |
| On Thu Oct 3, 2002 » El_Presidente said "une aubergine" |
| On Thu Oct 3, 2002 » El_Presidente said "All that talk about penises made Tickled pink need something to suck on, hence the lollipop" |
| On Wed Oct 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Simon says: cut your penis off" |
| On Wed Oct 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "That means your penis is too big" |
| On Wed Oct 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "There are 471 messages which have been posted yesterday...400 were hatred... Make the world a better place, kill a raver" |
| On Wed Oct 2, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Revenge is sweet" |
| On Tue Oct 1, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Blame the dj" |
| On Sat Sep 28, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I officially name you as my dedicated driver" |
| On Sat Sep 28, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Oh i wish i were an oscar meyer wiener,
thats what every verdun boy wants to be" |
| On Fri Sep 27, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I'm not wearing any underwear" |
| On Thu Sep 26, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Pimps up, Hoes down. If that bitch can't swim, she's bound to drizzown" |
| On Tue Sep 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "There's an invisible intruder,
Who's got inside your mind.
Invading your sense of right and wrong,
Making your conscience blind" |
| On Mon Sep 23, 2002 » El_Presidente said "MOTHAFUCKIN GUARDCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" |
| On Sun Sep 22, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Jeebus, please make her come back!" |
| On Fri Sep 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Amen to that" |
| On Fri Sep 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "While I was sleeping last nite some asshole stole all my shit and replaced them with exact duplicates" |
| On Thu Sep 19, 2002 » El_Presidente said "And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention" |
| On Wed Sep 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "It's funny until someone gets hurt....then it's FUCKING HILARIOUS!!" |
| On Sun Sep 15, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Women are like dog poo : the older they get, the easier they are to pick up" |
| On Thu Sep 12, 2002 » El_Presidente said "One time I went into a stupid donut shop to take a pee-pee. They had a sign that said: PLEASE "FLUSH TOILET" BEFORE LEAVING. Flush toilet was in parentheses. So I assumed it was code for something
So I "pissed in the sink"
" |
| On Wed Sep 11, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Think for yourself, Question authority" |
| On Mon Sep 9, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I wont care cuz ill be dead and have tons of dead animals in my belly mMMmmm" |
| On Mon Sep 9, 2002 » El_Presidente said "What once ate, must eventually be eaten" |
| On Thu Sep 5, 2002 » El_Presidente said "The only truth is that everything is a lie.
" |
| On Thu Sep 5, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Input = output" |
| On Wed Sep 4, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Find a job you love and you will never work a day in your life" |
| On Wed Sep 4, 2002 » El_Presidente said "The question for any artist is not "what will people think of me?" but "is this my best work?" . Everything else is irrelevant." |
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