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 | On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "4:13 and im hungry and sad" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "It's 9:43. do you know where your schlong is?" |
| On Fri Nov 22, 2002 » El_Presidente said "problem with pussy is that its always connected to a wolftrap" |
| On Thu Nov 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Pick my nose!" |
| On Thu Nov 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I want you Kafwin" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Yo soy el capitan pinga loca" |
| On Fri Nov 15, 2002 » El_Presidente said "*bathes isabel in k and raw meat*" |
| On Fri Nov 15, 2002 » El_Presidente said "makes a saphire in his pocket for isabel" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Rock out with your cock out" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin is the devil" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » El_Presidente said "*steals tickled pink and shuves her in his pocket*" |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » El_Presidente said "And im sure that message was for the other birthday boy. *cries*" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » El_Presidente said "crazzyyyyyyyyyyy i say" |
| On Thu Nov 7, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Scotty p is the reason beethoven went deaf" |
| On Wed Nov 6, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I love all of you" |
| On Mon Nov 4, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Lets disco" |
| On Fri Nov 1, 2002 » El_Presidente said "*poke* YOU HAVE CANCER!" |
| On Wed Oct 30, 2002 » El_Presidente said "where? I want in!" |
| On Wed Oct 30, 2002 » El_Presidente said "yay for that+" |
| On Sat Oct 26, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Next person who says vachehead will get the beating" |
| On Fri Oct 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "FETCHEZ LA VACHE! FETCHEZ LA VACHE!" |
| On Fri Oct 25, 2002 » El_Presidente said "black men can't 303" |
| On Wed Oct 23, 2002 » El_Presidente said "for a good time call 724-4574" |
| On Wed Oct 23, 2002 » El_Presidente said "MOthafuck this and mothafuck that" |
| On Tue Oct 22, 2002 » El_Presidente said "How the fuck do they put the godamn caramel in that mothafuckin' caramilk bar foo'?" |
| On Mon Oct 21, 2002 » El_Presidente said "If the van's rocking dont come knocking" |
| On Sun Oct 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "and there was much rejoicing" |
| On Sun Oct 20, 2002 » El_Presidente said "make 7 up yours" |
| On Fri Oct 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I am the operator with my pocket calculator" |
| On Fri Oct 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "everyone should come in my pants" |
| On Fri Oct 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "U want the truth? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!" |
| On Thu Oct 17, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Man who stands on toilet bowl is high on pot" |
| On Thu Oct 17, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Secretary is not part of furniture until screwed on desk" |
| On Thu Oct 17, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Kafwin: Come to daddy" |
| On Thu Oct 17, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits" |
| On Wed Oct 16, 2002 » El_Presidente said "It would be more of a toilet humor book" |
| On Wed Oct 16, 2002 » El_Presidente said "i once knew a man from venus, he could bend over and suck his own...." |
| On Wed Oct 16, 2002 » El_Presidente said "What can you swallow then?" |
| On Wed Oct 16, 2002 » El_Presidente said "fudgcicle crew insiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeeeeeeeee" |
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