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 | On Sat Dec 21, 2002 » djAmalgam said "We are all dreamers. The important thing is to learn to differenciate between our dreams and reality." |
| On Fri Dec 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public." |
| On Wed Dec 18, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i hate having bronchidis and a sinus infection at the same time." |
| On Mon Dec 16, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i like jazz" |
| On Sat Dec 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "7up gives me gas." |
| On Sat Dec 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "listen to the birdies!!!" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » djAmalgam said "im a love machine baby" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » djAmalgam said "crap" |
| On Mon Dec 9, 2002 » djAmalgam said "when snow is brown, its not clean. so don't eat it" |
| On Sun Dec 8, 2002 » djAmalgam said "bonk!" |
| On Fri Dec 6, 2002 » djAmalgam said "all your base are belong to myfuckingassifihearthatsampleagainiwillmurdersomeone" |
| On Wed Dec 4, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I love the new waterbra but normally i'm braless. I'm all about comfort and ease." |
| On Tue Dec 3, 2002 » djAmalgam said "fly on the wings of love" |
| On Sat Nov 30, 2002 » djAmalgam said "do whatever makes you happy isa and don't listen to people's comments." |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » djAmalgam said "JAZZANOVA!" |
| On Tue Nov 26, 2002 » djAmalgam said "the tree must die" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » djAmalgam said "duuuuuuuuh. stupid dino. get that bra strap outa yer hair" |
| On Mon Nov 25, 2002 » djAmalgam said "once you have greek, you won't walk for a week." |
| On Sun Nov 24, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Brutopia makes good beer." |
| On Sun Nov 24, 2002 » djAmalgam said "is it possible to love something TOO much?" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "progression through regression is fun" |
| On Sat Nov 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "marie-lou dropped her goo" |
| On Thu Nov 21, 2002 » djAmalgam said "im in a bad mood too. lets bitch together" |
| On Wed Nov 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "the sweedish girl that killed the spiders with the knives is pretty hot eh?" |
| On Mon Nov 18, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Private Rico Borishnikov says:
u have crazy ideas" |
| On Sun Nov 17, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i hate falling asleep on the metro every morning" |
| On Sun Nov 17, 2002 » djAmalgam said "*feeds you some chinese noodles*
life can be musical" |
| On Sat Nov 16, 2002 » djAmalgam said "CAUTION: SLIPPERY WHEN WET" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "organs make funny sounds" |
| On Thu Nov 14, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i have a green plastic frog" |
| On Tue Nov 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "that, my friends, will be revealed to you, the day 23 angry lightbulls dance in circles around my neighbors christmas pumpkin on valentine's day." |
| On Tue Nov 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "its midnight in montana and i can't get my dick out of this cow" |
| On Mon Nov 11, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i'm having the time of my life right now." |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i believe in making the world safe for our children. but not for our children's children because i dont think children should be having sex." |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » djAmalgam said "If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?" |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » djAmalgam said "left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot." |
| On Sun Nov 10, 2002 » djAmalgam said "5 dollah" |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » djAmalgam said "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit." |
| On Sat Nov 9, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i want to put a strobe light in my bathroom and a laser in my kitchen." |
| On Fri Nov 8, 2002 » djAmalgam said "we have a long way to go" |
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