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On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » digidev said "teh wrold is yours" |
On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » digidev said "ayoye" |
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said "I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken" |
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said "Strangers have the best candy" |
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said "<3" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "shereen is the rockin queen, mais cest peut etre maybeleen" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "show me your cock!" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "Never argue with a fool -
people might not know the difference!" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "never play leapfrog with a unicorn:(" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "you may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "the toe: a device for finding furniture in the dark..." |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk" |
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said "the most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "oh yeah!!" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "by you?" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "i dare you to do it" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "yeah there it is. i dont think you can get drunk with a 1/4th oz tho" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "i want you to hit me as hard as you can" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "would you love me more if my balls were made of nutella?" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "nice hair! asteur leve ton chandail" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "so... youre not real? damn" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "its not gay if their ass is shaved" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "its not gay if chuck norris is on tv" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "its not gay if youre a greek philosopher" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "its not gay if the balls dont touch" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "its not illegal if you dont get caught" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "yup... still no pants on! enjoying every minutes of it:)" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "im still not wearing any pants!" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "im not wearing any pants" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "Back off man, I'm a scientist" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic." |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "I haven't been fucked liked that since grade-school" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said ""Nice beaver!" "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes" |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "sex is like air. its not important unless you arent getting any." |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life." |
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said "Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery." |
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