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On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » digidev said
"teh wrold is yours"
On Fri Oct 19, 2007 » digidev said
"ayoye"
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said
"I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken"
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said
"Strangers have the best candy"
On Wed Oct 17, 2007 » digidev said
"<3"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"shereen is the rockin queen, mais cest peut etre maybeleen"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"show me your cock!"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference!"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"never play leapfrog with a unicorn:("
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"you may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"the toe: a device for finding furniture in the dark..."
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk"
On Tue Oct 16, 2007 » digidev said
"the most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"oh yeah!!"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"by you?"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"i dare you to do it"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"yeah there it is. i dont think you can get drunk with a 1/4th oz tho"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"i want you to hit me as hard as you can"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"would you love me more if my balls were made of nutella?"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"nice hair! asteur leve ton chandail"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"so... youre not real? damn"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"its not gay if their ass is shaved"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"its not gay if chuck norris is on tv"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"its not gay if youre a greek philosopher"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"its not gay if the balls dont touch"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"its not illegal if you dont get caught"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"yup... still no pants on! enjoying every minutes of it:)"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"im still not wearing any pants!"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"im not wearing any pants"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"Back off man, I'm a scientist"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic."
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"I haven't been fucked liked that since grade-school"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
""Nice beaver!" "Thank you. I just had it stuffed.""
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes"
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"sex is like air. its not important unless you arent getting any."
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
On Mon Oct 15, 2007 » digidev said
"Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery."
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