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 | On Wed Dec 3, 2003 » daFTWin said "Spending 300 bucks on a phone just so you can take pictures is stupid.
Esspecially when it means ur broke after." |
| On Tue Dec 2, 2003 » daFTWin said "Julie, i dont think you get it. p.s. Nitrous is gross." |
| On Fri Nov 28, 2003 » daFTWin said "Theres nothing here left for you.." |
| On Wed Nov 26, 2003 » daFTWin said "Sharon, that was the coolest thing you have ever written.. So deep.. SO MUCH SOUL!" |
| On Mon Nov 24, 2003 » daFTWin said "Dont ask whats wrong with you, ask whats right with you." |
| On Fri Nov 21, 2003 » daFTWin said "Sharon stop trying to make my bf a fag with ur stupid gay music :P" |
| On Thu Nov 20, 2003 » daFTWin said "The only thing you need in this world is yourself. You can share your life with whomever you see fit. Just never forget yourself behind." |
| On Wed Nov 19, 2003 » daFTWin said "I looooove you to love me, Im beegging you to beg me. Shoot off my old brown shoes, put on a brand new shirt. Get home early from work, if you say, that you love me. (Hooray for listening to the buzz in grade 6)" |
| On Wed Nov 12, 2003 » daFTWin said "Now for the first time in my life am flying" |
| On Mon Nov 10, 2003 » daFTWin said "The saddest part of missing someone is when you dont miss them anymore." |
| On Fri Nov 7, 2003 » daFTWin said "or die.. no ones doing that.." |
| On Fri Nov 7, 2003 » daFTWin said "I'd give you the world if I thought it was enough.." |
| On Thu Oct 23, 2003 » daFTWin said "400$ up front 2 hours of elbow fucking.. there no more suffering.. E-MO." |
| On Sat Oct 18, 2003 » daFTWin said "Im tired of apologizing for your mistakes." |
| On Thu Oct 16, 2003 » daFTWin said "HEY MONKEY.. GET FUNKY!!" |
| On Tue Oct 14, 2003 » daFTWin said "Theodore HARDCORE the gabber turtle." |
| On Sun Oct 12, 2003 » daFTWin said "Your just an idiot in idiot land on idiots get in free day." |
| On Tue Oct 7, 2003 » daFTWin said "What do you say when you want to say everything all at once but dont know where to start?" |
| On Tue Sep 30, 2003 » daFTWin said "DANCE FUCKER DANCE!" |
| On Sun Sep 28, 2003 » daFTWin said "Get your tubes tied!! they say they pull out but they lie!!" |
| On Fri Sep 26, 2003 » daFTWin said "ewww.. i dont like these one liners :(" |
| On Thu Sep 25, 2003 » daFTWin said "Can I go back to bed and never wake up? please?" |
| On Mon Sep 15, 2003 » daFTWin said "YOU CAN LIE TO ME BUT YOU CANT LIE TO YOURSELF!! - noah" |
| On Sun Sep 14, 2003 » daFTWin said "Stop being so selfish." |
| On Thu Sep 11, 2003 » daFTWin said "Wow megan thats ORIGINAL :p" |
| On Sun Sep 7, 2003 » daFTWin said "I guess maturness only comes with age, kid." |
| On Wed Sep 3, 2003 » daFTWin said "You cant spell knowledge without k - john lily" |
| On Tue Sep 2, 2003 » daFTWin said "so bend over, dont be shy, I got a tear in my eye.. baaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbaaaaayyy.. i wanna fuck you in the ass." |
| On Sat Aug 30, 2003 » daFTWin said "splat!" |
| On Wed Aug 27, 2003 » daFTWin said "I cant stop shaking this feeling I have..." |
| On Sun Aug 24, 2003 » daFTWin said "IM NOT FUCKING BLIND!!!" |
| On Fri Aug 22, 2003 » daFTWin said "Love isnt just a feeling, its shaving ur balls." |
| On Mon Aug 18, 2003 » daFTWin said "Just when you think it can't get any worse.. it prolly has." |
| On Sun Aug 17, 2003 » daFTWin said "When trying to be someone ur not that person usually ends up giving you a slat in the face." |
| On Thu Aug 14, 2003 » daFTWin said "God made me funky" |
| On Wed Aug 13, 2003 » daFTWin said "Its been so long, I love the way I feel, but I hate the fact I feel it.." |
| On Tue Aug 12, 2003 » daFTWin said "When im ahead I make sure your with me, dont leave me behind." |
| On Mon Aug 11, 2003 » daFTWin said "GOAWAY" |
| On Mon Aug 11, 2003 » daFTWin said "She WAS cool." |
| On Sat Aug 9, 2003 » daFTWin said "Are we there yet?" |
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