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 | On Thu Jan 31, 2002 » daFTWin said "im still wondering why noah said hed be sarahs valentine.....i dont think leelee will be very happy" |
| On Sat Jan 26, 2002 » daFTWin said "SHUUTTTT UPPPPPP!!!!!!
TAKE YOUR 69 CENT TACOS AND STICK EM WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE....i love you" |
| On Fri Jan 25, 2002 » daFTWin said "yea you know you want it *hands c^c some booty* you want some??..CANT HAVE IT!!!" |
| On Thu Jan 24, 2002 » daFTWin said "dance to much booty in your pants to much booty in your pants" |
| On Wed Jan 23, 2002 » daFTWin said "damn pat i really cant stand that last one" |
| On Tue Jan 22, 2002 » daFTWin said "thats right MAARRRCCYYYY!!!" |
| On Tue Jan 22, 2002 » daFTWin said "hi pat" |
| On Mon Jan 21, 2002 » daFTWin said "OMG DO NOT CALL ME SIR!!! I AM NOT PEPERMENT PATTY!!! MARCY, LINUS DOESNT KNOW WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT WHY DONT YOU GO SIT IN A YELLOW CHAIR WITH POOPOO AND AMUSE YOURSELF I DONT THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE MY VALENTINE JUST FOR CALLING ME SIR!!!" |
| On Mon Jan 21, 2002 » daFTWin said "didnt have school again....but then who will be my valentine???" |
| On Sun Jan 20, 2002 » daFTWin said "id help you with your economics cause i dun it already but i remember asking you about it and it was alot more complex then i remembered..good luck" |
| On Sun Jan 20, 2002 » daFTWin said "yes,yes,yes...._k _r's hot...hehe...*shh!*" |
| On Thu Jan 17, 2002 » daFTWin said "ME: a substitute for drugs" |
| On Thu Jan 17, 2002 » daFTWin said "i didnt go to school again today" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » daFTWin said "damn straight" |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » daFTWin said "i have a monkey......." |
| On Wed Jan 16, 2002 » daFTWin said "ROYGBV, ROYGBV, ROYGBV hahahaahahahah i love you mc p.a.t.t.y?patwicia" |
| On Tue Jan 15, 2002 » daFTWin said "it is 2:30 in the afternoon, do you know where your oero is??" |
| On Mon Jan 14, 2002 » daFTWin said "george bush CHOKED ON PRETZELS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA and got a bruise on his face from "suposedly" falling off a chair hahahahahaha i say he got his ass kicked by his wife" |
| On Mon Jan 14, 2002 » daFTWin said "linoleum jon linoleum!!!!
i cant believe both shows are sold out!!!! damn maybe ill buy scalped ticket anyways" |
| On Sat Jan 12, 2002 » daFTWin said "i remember that stuff but wasnt it for like hot chcolate and it wasnt sweet its no good if it isnt sweet" |
| On Fri Jan 11, 2002 » daFTWin said "you know whats fun...making bubbles in chocolate milk,whatching the bubbles rise closer and closer... you know whats not fun.... realizing that blowing bubbles into chocolate milk is prolly gonna be the highlight of ur night" |
| On Fri Jan 11, 2002 » daFTWin said "geeez obviously u ppl never read macbeth....no spot is not a dog well technicly he is but the spot im talking about is not a dog" |
| On Fri Jan 11, 2002 » daFTWin said "off damn spot off i say !!! offf!!!!" |
| On Fri Jan 11, 2002 » daFTWin said "but they are oneliners..see only one line long most of the time" |
| On Thu Jan 10, 2002 » daFTWin said "not saying theres anything wrong with vegans.... its not what you eat but how much u eat hehe" |
| On Thu Jan 10, 2002 » daFTWin said "u smell funky in here. geletin,
its not vegan....ahhhh run for ur life
" |
| On Wed Jan 9, 2002 » daFTWin said "ooooo sweet love...brian adams, you want it you got it" |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » daFTWin said "what ARE U Talking about" |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » daFTWin said "how is quoting what i wrote a comeback
GUMBY:O KAFWIN:10 000 000 *cause i say so*" |
| On Tue Jan 8, 2002 » daFTWin said "if i only had one eye would u still love me, one cheek to kiss, one hand to hold...lalala...wait thats still sad" |
| On Mon Jan 7, 2002 » daFTWin said "cows are such bafoons" |
| On Mon Jan 7, 2002 » daFTWin said "hahaha thats funny....your stupid" |
| On Sun Jan 6, 2002 » daFTWin said "did you know theres a castle in the midle of toronto its a tourist thingy now.....thats all i have to say right now" |
| On Sun Jan 6, 2002 » daFTWin said "stankin ass bitches that need to wash up dont get mad when i dont want to fuck, you need soap and water, soap and water, soap and water, soap and water" |
| On Sun Jan 6, 2002 » daFTWin said "i love you pat,
i love you sarah, i love u patty hell i love you all and ur all ugly, hey sometimes love hurts :b" |
| On Sat Jan 5, 2002 » daFTWin said "GODDAMN YOU!! I AM NOT A BRIDGET
help me?!" |
| On Fri Jan 4, 2002 » daFTWin said "*wonders why she found thierrys zena calender with the pages all sticky..*" |
| On Fri Jan 4, 2002 » daFTWin said "hmmmm i dont know about that if i were a male i dont think id be gay
but i guess thats because i enjoy what guys can give to me as a girl. if i were a guy then it would be different, wouldnt it? i dont know i think im lost" |
| On Fri Jan 4, 2002 » daFTWin said ""pat stop sending me ani lyrics, i dont care anymore"" |
| On Thu Jan 3, 2002 » daFTWin said "tipsys for the weak minded.... nanananapoopoo
5 dollars?! you wish" |
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