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On Mon Nov 3, 2003 » cactain_steef said "if it tastes like trout..." |
On Thu Oct 30, 2003 » cactain_steef said "(((((()))))))((((((((()))))))(((((())))))))" |
On Thu Oct 30, 2003 » cactain_steef said "DUnuNUNUN, NUNUN, NUNUNNNUN! CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" |
On Tue Oct 28, 2003 » cactain_steef said "What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic." |
On Mon Oct 27, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Cause I'm that fool that broke the key/
I'm unlockable so don't check me/
Got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind/
The sky is falling and I'm falling behind" |
On Wed Oct 22, 2003 » cactain_steef said "My hobbies include: Staying quiet during car trips, clapping to songs, and diabetes" |
On Tue Oct 21, 2003 » cactain_steef said "DUTCH OVEN!" |
On Tue Oct 21, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Always saddle your own horse" |
On Mon Oct 20, 2003 » cactain_steef said "ritalin will make me smart, at least that's what my teacher said" |
On Mon Oct 20, 2003 » cactain_steef said "jumping is easy, that falling is fun
up until you hit the sidewalk, shivering, stunned" |
On Sun Oct 19, 2003 » cactain_steef said "can we unroll the carpet?" |
On Sat Oct 18, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Sailor mOOON has a poon, the size of a SPOON!" |
On Thu Oct 16, 2003 » cactain_steef said "i killed another girl with a chainsaw, i killed allen with an AXE in his face! his body is disolving in a bath... -neophyte" |
On Thu Oct 16, 2003 » cactain_steef said "your sister was fine, but now shes sick... SHE GOT BEAT BY THE UGLY STICK!" |
On Tue Oct 14, 2003 » cactain_steef said "but in the end, as you will see, it will finish as it was meant to be." |
On Mon Oct 13, 2003 » cactain_steef said "devil children have evil eyes, but dont look now or you'll regret every moment of your life" |
On Sun Oct 12, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Free Nation?" |
On Fri Oct 10, 2003 » cactain_steef said "if you want brocoli... shutup." |
On Thu Oct 9, 2003 » cactain_steef said "humpty dumpty was a big fat egg!" |
On Tue Oct 7, 2003 » cactain_steef said "shopping malls coming out of the walls, as we walk out among the manuuure" |
On Mon Oct 6, 2003 » cactain_steef said "one of these days, these boots are going to walk all over you" |
On Sun Oct 5, 2003 » cactain_steef said "KING LOUIS!!!!!" |
On Sat Oct 4, 2003 » cactain_steef said "heather p is fucken HOT! tsss... OWW ! *sizzle sizzle" |
On Thu Oct 2, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Sweet Transvestite From Transexual Transylvania" |
On Wed Oct 1, 2003 » cactain_steef said "EVERYBODY, PANTS DOWN!" |
On Tue Sep 30, 2003 » cactain_steef said "the only thing we can rely on, is that we cant rely on anything" |
On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » cactain_steef said "you want fiber? eat a sweater." |
On Sat Sep 27, 2003 » cactain_steef said "at least theres one good thing to look forward to, we're all gonna die!" |
On Wed Sep 24, 2003 » cactain_steef said "fleas!" |
On Sun Sep 21, 2003 » cactain_steef said "they get to you...GETTO YOU! GEEETTTT TOOOO YOUUUU!!!! AHHHH!! *flails arms" |
On Sat Sep 20, 2003 » cactain_steef said "youre like a lipton chickn noodle soup, cuz everytime i see you , its like a party in my pants ;)" |
On Fri Sep 19, 2003 » cactain_steef said "is it already friday? cuz youre an asshole :)" |
On Wed Sep 17, 2003 » cactain_steef said "a truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn ;)" |
On Wed Sep 17, 2003 » cactain_steef said "may the wind at your back be your own" |
On Tue Sep 16, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Super Orgy Porno Party!" |
On Sun Sep 14, 2003 » cactain_steef said "FAT MAN FALLING!!!!!!!!" |
On Sat Sep 13, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Youre like a water slide... the small kiddy kind no one likes to go down on" |
On Mon Sep 8, 2003 » cactain_steef said "cane whack: the action of THE pimp (yasmine) beat-whacking them hoes who aint not bringin back the blang!" |
On Fri Sep 5, 2003 » cactain_steef said "sorry, youre a litte too... quasimodo" |
On Mon Sep 1, 2003 » cactain_steef said ""well thats a shitty come back..." "if i wanted my cum back, id scrape it off the back of your moms teeth"" |
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