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On Sat Jan 31, 2004 » cactain_steef said "oh ya...... well... you're hogging all the UGLY!!!" |
On Mon Jan 12, 2004 » cactain_steef said "Tell me, what do you do with witches? BURN THEM! BURN THEM! And what do you burn apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!!!" |
On Sun Jan 11, 2004 » cactain_steef said "baisse baisse baisse baisse baisse" |
On Sat Jan 10, 2004 » cactain_steef said "multicultural Fromusexual?!?!" |
On Fri Jan 9, 2004 » cactain_steef said ""Junglists R us, not you"" |
On Tue Jan 6, 2004 » cactain_steef said "what she said! "drunk drunk drunk i love olde english"" |
On Mon Jan 5, 2004 » cactain_steef said "dont be afraid ;) if it wasnt for date rape i'd never never get laid." |
On Mon Jan 5, 2004 » cactain_steef said "do you ever find yerself takin' a crap? and then look at it an think: " those are some nice ass nuggets?"" |
On Sat Jan 3, 2004 » cactain_steef said "dont ever try and hide behind a sink. a freezer isnt much better either." |
On Tue Dec 30, 2003 » cactain_steef said "if life was a rainbow, i'd fuck it." |
On Fri Dec 26, 2003 » cactain_steef said ""Oh, yer phone doesnt relaly have invisible mode?" hahah" |
On Thu Dec 25, 2003 » cactain_steef said "GUESS WHAT EVRYBODYYY?!??!?! :) IT'S HUG TIME!" |
On Wed Dec 24, 2003 » cactain_steef said "my uncle is a candy kid." |
On Wed Dec 24, 2003 » cactain_steef said "" OMMMG! you have a picture phone!??? you must really be a dealer! " -all ... EE" |
On Thu Dec 18, 2003 » cactain_steef said "rosie o'donnells pants are my curtains" |
On Wed Dec 17, 2003 » cactain_steef said "watch out where the huskies go, dontchu eat that yellow snow" |
On Sat Dec 13, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Gasperut loves YOU!" |
On Fri Dec 12, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Secret santa? Undercover rabbi!!!" |
On Tue Dec 9, 2003 » cactain_steef said "SEX CAN WAIT, MASTURBATE!" |
On Sun Dec 7, 2003 » cactain_steef said "theres a hole in my soul. a vacant spot. but it's ok; because i deserve to be shot." |
On Sun Dec 7, 2003 » cactain_steef said "I Gave My Cat an Enema." |
On Sat Dec 6, 2003 » cactain_steef said "SOMEBODY'S GOT AN ELMO!" |
On Wed Dec 3, 2003 » cactain_steef said "luckily... he was a pedophile" |
On Sat Nov 29, 2003 » cactain_steef said "they say you don't know whatchu got til it's gone, but in this case, i never had anything to lose." |
On Fri Nov 28, 2003 » cactain_steef said "your teeth are so yellow, that the sun gets jealous. : No offence!
-glin" |
On Fri Nov 28, 2003 » cactain_steef said "but what do you know? you're just a 450 ho." |
On Fri Nov 28, 2003 » cactain_steef said "Into this house we're born/
Into this world we're thrown/
Like a dog without a bone/
An actor out alone/
Riders on the storm - doors" |
On Wed Nov 26, 2003 » cactain_steef said "thoughts of suicide ride through my mind, but i know ill never go through with it; so why even try?" |
On Fri Nov 21, 2003 » cactain_steef said "your heart, it bleeds, right through your shirt.
i wonder what it was
that made you hurt." |
On Sat Nov 15, 2003 » cactain_steef said "worse than a bullet, straight through my head. uncomparable to a stab in the heart, the things your mouththrow at me, they fucking tear me apart" |
On Thu Nov 13, 2003 » cactain_steef said "das ist gut! Ja!" |
On Thu Nov 13, 2003 » cactain_steef said ""that lady was crampin' my dollar store steez" ,YO" |
On Tue Nov 11, 2003 » cactain_steef said "mmm >>>>>>>>>> K.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
k...raft dinner!
some k would be nice.
oh it would be nice, to have a k job.
who wants t get me some muThhharrfukkkuin K?!!??!!?!!?" |
On Mon Nov 10, 2003 » cactain_steef said "BASS AND DRUM!" |
On Sun Nov 9, 2003 » cactain_steef said "and i know, i deserve to be alone, cuz everything's my fault." |
On Sat Nov 8, 2003 » cactain_steef said "YAY! i GET A WHORE! I GET A WHORE!" |
On Fri Nov 7, 2003 » cactain_steef said "this is for all the people that wonder what goes on in my head, the truth is, i just wish i was dead." |
On Thu Nov 6, 2003 » cactain_steef said "i'm santa clause, and my lap is lonely" |
On Wed Nov 5, 2003 » cactain_steef said "close enough to break you, but in the end i always fail. now the thought of you makes me sick, and i'd just rather eat old bread that's stale." |
On Tue Nov 4, 2003 » cactain_steef said "when i'm too tired
to make descisions
by myself,
when the ideas
that are flowing through my head,
exit the lips
of someone else's mouth" |
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