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 | On Wed May 11, 2005 » cactain_steef said "eleventy billion dollars!!!" |
| On Mon May 9, 2005 » cactain_steef said "E.S.L is F-U-N!" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » cactain_steef said "well i wanna chew my bubblegum with you, an i wanna walk you home from school... an i wanna carry your books to every class.. and i wanna FUCK YOU UP THE ASS!" |
| On Fri May 6, 2005 » cactain_steef said "m1!!! scissors! what the fuck is going on?" |
| On Thu May 5, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i hear hepatitties d is in this week" |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » cactain_steef said "your sister was fine but now she's sick..SHE GOT BEAT BY THE UGLY STICK!!!!!" |
| On Wed May 4, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i'm sorry! hate to interupt! you'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else! A tourist might see you, and we wouldn't want that!" |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » cactain_steef said "NEEDS MORE COWBELL" |
| On Mon May 2, 2005 » cactain_steef said "whoever invented garbage pail kid stickers.... muyst get laid a Lot." |
| On Sun May 1, 2005 » cactain_steef said "ooo girl you think yoU Fly, let me see you bounce that ass.. BOUnceBOUnceBOuNcEbOUnce" |
| On Sun May 1, 2005 » cactain_steef said "may the wind at your back be your own." |
| On Sat Apr 30, 2005 » cactain_steef said "suuuuper!! thankths for awsking!" |
| On Thu Apr 28, 2005 » cactain_steef said "can i have a drag of your fag?" |
| On Fri Apr 22, 2005 » cactain_steef said "shall i chisel your teeth with a dull blade, or drown your uneventful face in a puddle of urine?" |
| On Thu Apr 21, 2005 » cactain_steef said "non, rien de rien... Non, je ne regrette rien." |
| On Tue Apr 19, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i had this clever oneliner all planned out, but then i got sober." |
| On Fri Apr 15, 2005 » cactain_steef said "BIRDIE NUM-NUM!!!" |
| On Tue Apr 12, 2005 » cactain_steef said "lovin youuuuuuu! is eaaasy cuz yer not oprahhhh! la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la laaaaa la laaaa la la douddindouudindouudouuuu! AOHhhhhhhh!" |
| On Mon Apr 11, 2005 » cactain_steef said "you can't respect somebody that kisses your anus." |
| On Sun Apr 10, 2005 » cactain_steef said "les resultats son super sexuels." |
| On Sat Apr 9, 2005 » cactain_steef said ""i'm on e AND ecstasy!!!!" bahahah... kai kai kai." |
| On Thu Apr 7, 2005 » cactain_steef said "did you just fart? cuz it blew me away" |
| On Wed Apr 6, 2005 » cactain_steef said "mom i'm not gonna lie, i got herpes in my eye." |
| On Sat Apr 2, 2005 » cactain_steef said "more like everyone! then you get closer. closer to the person, or to a mirror...and realise it's not really a mirror or a person, asshole!" |
| On Fri Apr 1, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i still live with my mom! LIVE WITH MY MOM!" |
| On Tue Mar 29, 2005 » cactain_steef said "Five babbee movas nah that aint cool
Cant have two of them in the same room
(How Many Babbee Movas)
Dont even ask
How the sixth one got pregnant when I came in here ass - Thirstin Howl III" |
| On Thu Mar 24, 2005 » cactain_steef said "sista before the mista..." |
| On Wed Mar 23, 2005 » cactain_steef said "way to not call back after spinning me around, you douche!" |
| On Wed Mar 23, 2005 » cactain_steef said "j'ai la queqette qui colle!" |
| On Wed Mar 23, 2005 » cactain_steef said "too bad you ate raja!" |
| On Tue Mar 22, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i dont want to know your name, i just want to BANGBANGBANG." |
| On Fri Mar 18, 2005 » cactain_steef said "sex with pirates!" |
| On Mon Mar 14, 2005 » cactain_steef said ""friendship is like pissing your pants,
everyone can see it but only YOU can feel its true warmth.
thank you for being the piss in my pants
:)"" |
| On Sat Mar 12, 2005 » cactain_steef said "so i threw the phone at her head, but i missed and hit her the snatch." |
| On Thu Mar 10, 2005 » cactain_steef said "nothing gold can stay..." |
| On Wed Mar 9, 2005 » cactain_steef said "it's like waking up." |
| On Thu Mar 3, 2005 » cactain_steef said ""big fish, small fish, big fish... little BOX"" |
| On Mon Feb 28, 2005 » cactain_steef said ""Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous Circular motion"" |
| On Sun Feb 27, 2005 » cactain_steef said "Plastic cigars? Then why'd I bring the ashtrays?" |
| On Tue Feb 22, 2005 » cactain_steef said ""i once ran over a homeless man, just to get an erection" - neil diamond" |
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