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 | On Wed Aug 24, 2005 » cactain_steef said "WAT-ER-PO-LO HOO-LI-GANS!!!" |
| On Mon Jul 25, 2005 » cactain_steef said "oh no, here comes that sun again...just means another day, without you my friend" |
| On Wed Jul 13, 2005 » cactain_steef said "KNEE-SLAPPER!!" |
| On Tue Jul 12, 2005 » cactain_steef said "good thing i was a waste of your time." |
| On Sun Jul 10, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i...i....i.i.i.....i.lovve youu! i i...i.i.i....love you!" |
| On Sat Jul 9, 2005 » cactain_steef said "10-34-72 IRISH" |
| On Tue Jul 5, 2005 » cactain_steef said "hickory smoked, it's the way i like to eat my girls, after they are choked." |
| On Mon Jul 4, 2005 » cactain_steef said "come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a chameleooooon" |
| On Sat Jul 2, 2005 » cactain_steef said "do the cocaine, dance like a machine" |
| On Thu Jun 30, 2005 » cactain_steef said "And this is the room
One afternoon I knew I could love you,
And from above you how I sank into your soul,
Into that secret place where no one dares to go" |
| On Wed Jun 29, 2005 » cactain_steef said "And your mom would stick a fork right into daddy's shoulder,
And dad would throw the garbage all across the floor,
As we would lay and learn what each other's bodies were for" |
| On Tue Jun 21, 2005 » cactain_steef said "SOBEY'S DOESNT NEED YOU!!!!" |
| On Sat Jun 18, 2005 » cactain_steef said "if your first move was to shoot anyone who chattered without purpose, well then dear, i'd have been dead a long time ago." |
| On Thu Jun 16, 2005 » cactain_steef said "and the success seemed like nothing more than an anti-mimetic expedition..." |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » cactain_steef said "but if you eat fiber on christmas eve.. he might come to your town!" |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » cactain_steef said "lunchables?" |
| On Mon Jun 13, 2005 » cactain_steef said "carlos, i love you. IN THE ASS!!!!" |
| On Fri Jun 10, 2005 » cactain_steef said "'honey makes my farts itch'..." |
| On Mon Jun 6, 2005 » cactain_steef said "i hear the west-island just got indoor plumbing" |
| On Sat Jun 4, 2005 » cactain_steef said "FUCK THA PO-LICE!" |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2005 » cactain_steef said "here i am, stuck in the middle with you...yeeehaw!" |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » cactain_steef said "caught between the crossfire of two bleeding hearts... GEHAYY!!" |
| On Mon May 30, 2005 » cactain_steef said "feeling the minutes slip away, like some sort of anal leakage action" |
| On Fri May 27, 2005 » cactain_steef said "don't call me white, don't caaaallllll me white." |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » cactain_steef said "already an engineer... gosh!" |
| On Thu May 26, 2005 » cactain_steef said "the only thing that turns me on, is the leper behind you." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » cactain_steef said "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips..." |
| On Wed May 25, 2005 » cactain_steef said "you know frank sinatra?" |
| On Tue May 24, 2005 » cactain_steef said "thooo like, whaths goinon thusie?" |
| On Sun May 22, 2005 » cactain_steef said "on your knees, boot check." |
| On Fri May 20, 2005 » cactain_steef said "divided we stand, united we fall." |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » cactain_steef said "the prison of self..." |
| On Thu May 19, 2005 » cactain_steef said "how can we be free, when others are oppressed?" |
| On Wed May 18, 2005 » cactain_steef said "FIAT - Fix It Again Tony?" |
| On Tue May 17, 2005 » cactain_steef said "I would rub myself like this all day, but I'm getting blisters." |
| On Sun May 15, 2005 » cactain_steef said "*licks finger and touches shirt* let's get you and me out of these wet...WHAT THE FUCK!!" |
| On Sun May 15, 2005 » cactain_steef said "like water on a milkshake." |
| On Sat May 14, 2005 » cactain_steef said "CROUCH, TOUCH -- ENGAGE!" |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » cactain_steef said "he'd put on an olympic skating suit...AND!" |
| On Thu May 12, 2005 » cactain_steef said "what would bryan boytano do if he were here right now?" |
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