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 | On Fri Dec 16, 2005 » blop said "I feel in love with a bad bad man, and ever since I met him I've been sad sad sad." |
| On Sat Oct 8, 2005 » blop said "be my julie cooper-nichol." |
| On Mon Oct 3, 2005 » blop said "i couldn't even begin to think about knowing how to answer that question." |
| On Fri Sep 2, 2005 » blop said "i'd like to withdraw from the 4/4ness of life." |
| On Thu Aug 25, 2005 » blop said "The only difference between you and me is that I'm not on fire." |
| On Thu Aug 4, 2005 » blop said "Lovely day for a riot, isn't it?" |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » blop said "Exploiting myself since 1981." |
| On Wed Jul 27, 2005 » blop said "when you admit you're wrong then i'll admit that i'm right." |
| On Thu Jun 23, 2005 » blop said "when you go to school... you pack your lunch." |
| On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » blop said "i'm like the opening band for the sun." |
| On Tue Jun 14, 2005 » blop said "i have only 13 years, and i am crazy of you." |
| On Sun May 29, 2005 » blop said "no one can resist my schweaty balls." |
| On Sat May 21, 2005 » blop said "... and i bit my lip the whole way home." |
| On Fri May 13, 2005 » blop said "please, please, please, let me get what i want." |
| On Thu May 5, 2005 » blop said "can i end this sentance with a proposition?" |
| On Fri Apr 29, 2005 » blop said "chris rock says you're the prettiest christmas tree in the club!" |
| On Mon Apr 25, 2005 » blop said "the trick is to keep breathing..." |
| On Sun Apr 17, 2005 » blop said "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET." |
| On Sat Apr 16, 2005 » blop said "i gots da taliban blues." |
| On Fri Apr 15, 2005 » blop said "it's fruitless to ask bad banana people for advice." |
| On Mon Apr 11, 2005 » blop said "pfft. speak for yourself, yas." |
| On Tue Apr 5, 2005 » blop said "whatever, and ever... amen." |
| On Fri Mar 25, 2005 » blop said "i'd rather guzzle a bucket of monkey piss than go to bal en blanc." |
| On Mon Mar 21, 2005 » blop said "hole in your head" |
| On Tue Mar 8, 2005 » blop said "it's like getting beaten with a bag of oranges." |
| On Thu Mar 3, 2005 » blop said "the sidewalks are watching me think about you,
sparkled with broken glass" |
| On Thu Feb 17, 2005 » blop said "the sea was angry that day, my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." |
| On Sun Feb 13, 2005 » blop said "when you said you loved me... did you really love me // did the words just spill out... like drool on my pillow" |
| On Fri Feb 11, 2005 » blop said "he said he'd never seen someone so lost, i said i'd never felt so found." |
| On Tue Feb 8, 2005 » blop said "you're nobody til you have a stalker." |
| On Mon Feb 7, 2005 » blop said "the clanking of crystal.
explosions off in the distance." |
| On Wed Feb 2, 2005 » blop said "all i want in life is to own a piano tie." |
| On Tue Feb 1, 2005 » blop said ""you're thinking locally... you have to think GLOOOOOOBALLY!"" |
| On Mon Jan 24, 2005 » blop said "i don't have ugly people for friends." |
| On Tue Jan 18, 2005 » blop said "if you have to ask the question then you already know the answer." |
| On Mon Jan 10, 2005 » blop said "...too low to find my way // to high to wonder why..." |
| On Sat Jan 8, 2005 » blop said "it's pretty much my favorite animal. it's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic." |
| On Wed Jan 5, 2005 » blop said ""he looks entirely too pleased with his own existence" ...ohh how things come full circle." |
| On Wed Dec 22, 2004 » blop said "everything looks perfect from far away..." |
| On Sun Dec 19, 2004 » blop said "she knocked me out with those american thighs" |
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