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On Tue Nov 15, 2005 » beercrack said "je ne suit pas celui. est tu cela? si, n'est ce pas?" |
On Mon Nov 7, 2005 » beercrack said "Suffering from heart disease, rheumatism, Bright's disease of the kidneys, and complications from influenza, without stopping to philosophize." |
On Sun Aug 21, 2005 » beercrack said "When I woke up the next morning, I realized I had been laughing uproariously inside of myself. About what, I don't know, but it was hysterically funny." |
On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » beercrack said "jesus bamba yogi christ" |
On Mon Aug 1, 2005 » beercrack said ""If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields" |
On Thu Jun 23, 2005 » beercrack said "then it said: i m not selling anything. take what you really need. what u want." |
On Fri Jun 17, 2005 » beercrack said "you just might be on to something there tiger" |
On Thu Jun 16, 2005 » beercrack said "PEOPLE's POTATOE, SALLY-ANNE, carrot soup kitchen breakfast for the needy. we need a bowling alley" |
On Wed Jun 15, 2005 » beercrack said "P$WN#D" |
On Thu Jun 9, 2005 » beercrack said "hello. this is a dirtbomb" |
On Wed Jun 8, 2005 » beercrack said "you right like your on cracky crack CRACK" |
On Fri Jun 3, 2005 » beercrack said "c'Est completement patate!" |
On Thu May 19, 2005 » beercrack said "To grok the relationship of attention to the fractal wave vortex, you must understand at a gut level the relationship of emotion to gravity." |
On Tue May 17, 2005 » beercrack said "Sai Baba said reality is like seeing a snake in the road and being frightened. But when you get closer, you realize it was just a harmless piece of rope but if you see what you take as a piece of rope and it's a snake. whoa, look out." |
On Sat Apr 23, 2005 » beercrack said "wow. all these words. they speak to me. really they do." |
On Fri Apr 15, 2005 » beercrack said "wanted advice gave me a vice magazine i cried" |
On Fri Apr 15, 2005 » beercrack said "a thing you could stare into forever without ever seeing through." |
On Fri Apr 1, 2005 » beercrack said ""You have the brightest future/ Writing songs on your computer"--" |
On Sat Feb 19, 2005 » beercrack said "voyou de bon coeur - fout la trouille aux bonasses" |
On Sat Jan 29, 2005 » beercrack said "even at the lowest common denominator you're still working at a fraction" |
On Thu Jan 20, 2005 » beercrack said "i thought you were awesome but it was just the drugs" |
On Wed Jan 5, 2005 » beercrack said "i got picked up by the cops last night at 4 in the morning i told them i was looking at the milky way and the northern lights and then they gave me a ride" |
On Fri Nov 26, 2004 » beercrack said "p.ositive e.nergy a.ctivates c.onstant e.levation - the rzarecta" |
On Tue Nov 23, 2004 » beercrack said ""It's silly when people say they are an artist or a musician. They're just trying to cover up for something else- that they don't have a girlfriend or smell bad or suffer from alcoholism'." - safety scissors" |
On Wed Nov 10, 2004 » beercrack said "the fire is in the wood coaxed out with a desire of flame in a spark" |
On Tue Oct 19, 2004 » beercrack said "(sad clown) if you see me walking down the street and i start to cry. point and laugh" |
On Wed Sep 15, 2004 » beercrack said "i love israel. i love palestine. i love nunavut. i love new york. i love toronto. i love montreal. i love tokyo. i love the world. i love my mom. i love my father. i love love. i just may see shadows for what they are. goodbye." |
On Tue Sep 14, 2004 » beercrack said "don't look at me! look within..." |
On Tue Sep 14, 2004 » beercrack said "Lovers don't finally meet somewhere
They're in each other all along." |
On Mon Sep 13, 2004 » beercrack said "a sense of egoless divinity to cater to your egoist desperation" |
On Fri Sep 10, 2004 » beercrack said "i will get a dustpan. and clean my room. i may be crazy. but i'm a self-made man with abit of precious help." |
On Fri Sep 10, 2004 » beercrack said "this is life." |
On Fri Sep 10, 2004 » beercrack said "You Can Make a Difference! Like any community, you get what you give." |
On Thu Sep 9, 2004 » beercrack said "NEUTRONI: one who is neutralized from dependence on programmed action and reaction" |
On Tue Sep 7, 2004 » beercrack said "it's as easy to be helpful than it is to be a nuisance and it's more fun [sic]- death (neil gaiman)" |
On Thu Sep 2, 2004 » beercrack said "existentialism haunts the youth as they look for meaning in frivolities" |
On Mon Aug 30, 2004 » beercrack said "malaise gratuit. remede payant." |
On Thu Aug 26, 2004 » beercrack said "stay underground..." |
On Thu Aug 26, 2004 » beercrack said "if i believe in mental real estate does that make me a lofty idealist?" |
On Tue Aug 17, 2004 » beercrack said "superstar" |
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