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 | » funkytopcrazy said "''être déconnecté de la réalité ne veut pas dire qu'ont ne la comprend pas...simplement qu'ont va se reconnecter plus tard''" |
 | » Party_Girl said "do not listen to my stupidities, they are not harmful but very disturbing!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''it is a fact: the good girls likes the bad boys...I'm a bad girl and I hate the good boys''" |
 | » Doone said "d'accord chuck...." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''se regarder dans le miroir nous porte souvent a la réflexion: si l'image que vous y voyez n'est pas la vôtre,PANIQUEZ!Ce n'est pas de la K que vous avez bummé...c'est du PCP!!''" |
 | » Mouton said ""I should never have listened to her," he confided to me one day, "One should never listen to the flowers. One should simply look at them and breathe their fragrance."" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''un homme qui ne parvient pas à s'accomplir au lit peut toujours se rattrapper dans le ménage''" |
 | » hazel said "who says monkeys can't buy happiness?!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''love is like drugs:the more you uses it, the more you a day becomes there dependent... but she ends up making no more effect.''" |
| » Party_Girl said "to be honest....i want to stab you in the eye with my pencil!!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''my life is a big party and I invite you to dance with me''" |
 | » sakado said "ya rien qui me donne plus les bleus qun jaune qui travaille au noir pour faire une coupe de brun" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''drugs like sex: I don't want it...I need it''" |
| » Party_Girl said "i made you a cookie but i ate it!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power." |
| » Party_Girl said "i noticed how beautiful the sky was the other day, thats because i know your up there!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''un plat èa bonbons n'est pas nécessairement fais que pour des bonbons''" |
| » Party_Girl said "pretty girls turns heads, my girls break necks!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''true love is always unfair, true friendship is not always forever''" |
| » Party_Girl said "judge me and ill prove you wrong, tell me what to do and ill tell you off, say im not worth it and watch where i end up, call me a bitch and ill show you one, fuck me over and ill do it to you twice as bad,call me crazy but you really have no idea!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''tant qu'à être perdue aussi bien me mêler dans un labyrinthe''" |
| » Party_Girl said "im like a phone, i love to be held talk to but if you press the wrong button ill be disconnected!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''un idiot qui sait qu'il est idiot est moins idiot qu'un idiot qui ne sait pas qu'il est idiot''" |
| » Party_Girl said "you are only as strong as the table you dance on!!!" |
 | » Mico said "Whatever. I like masturbating. I masturbate. When I post on Ravewave, it's like I'm masturbating." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''hier n'était pas ce qu'aujourd'hui est et que demain sera''" |
| » Party_Girl said "me without music is like a crackhead without his cocaine" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''ce n'est pas parce que tu attend l'autobus que ça veut dire que tu vas le prendre''" |
| » Mouton said "Draw me a sheep!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''si ton passé de drogué t'a rattrappé c'est que tu n'étais pas assez gelé, c'est pour ça que tu arrive à t'en rappeller''" |
| » Party_Girl said "its not about winning its about giving all youve got and having fun!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''c'est un fait: qu'un épais soit noir, blanc, jaune, rouge ou bleu...ça reste un épais''" |
| » Party_Girl said "if it didnt matter you wouldnt be thinking about it!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "I must say litle girl my balls look gr8 on your chin" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''lâcher prise n'est pas nécessairement un signe de lâcheté''" |
| » Party_Girl said "when you call us bitches we look at each other and laugh, cuz we knew that way before you did!!!" |
| » Mico said "Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!" |
| » Party_Girl said "im not short im FUN-sized" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''aussi bien me perdre nowhere que d'être une perdue nowhere''" |
| » Party_Girl said "i use to be normal until i met thoses losers i still call my bestfriends!!!" |
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