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» Party_Girl said "Consciousness: That annoying time between naps" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Me, myself and I...that's how life goes on today!" |
» Party_Girl said "WARNING: midgets will beat you at limbo" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Pousse mais pousse égale...tes commentaires ne m'affectent qu'au niveau du rectal!" |
» Party_Girl said "BEEN THERE ROCKED THAT!!!" |
» funkytopcrazy said "In our life, a lot of things are unfair...what is really fair?" |
» Party_Girl said "life isnt about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Je ne veux jamais + que ce que je demande..." |
» Party_Girl said "the most amazing girl never has a boyfriend because all the guys think they arent good enough for her" |
» funkytopcrazy said "They called hemorrhoides because somestimes it's juicy...not like asteroid!" |
» caro said "The velvet it rips,
In the city we tripped,
On the urge to feel alive,
But now I'm struggling to survive," |
» Doone said "a Miami doivent etre jaloux..." |
» Party_Girl said "Why are they called "hemorrhoids". They should be called "asteroids" |
» funkytopcrazy said "J'aime l'hiver mais parfois je suis tellement gelée que la neige se pousse de moi!" |
» Party_Girl said "acause du IGLOOFEST, je suis en amoure avec lhiver" |
» funkytopcrazy said "La drogue, surtout quand nous n'en prenons pas, c'est mal!" |
» Doone said "tonight and for on night only, the home of the BRAVE is somewhere there between minus un and minus huit...." |
» funkytopcrazy said "À deux mains! (à demain)" |
» Doone said "le chaud contre le fret....chaudfret" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Toujours et jamais, tel est mon secret, toujours je t'écoeureai, jamais je ne me tannerai!" |
» Party_Girl said "beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart!!!" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Good to be at home" |
» Party_Girl said "i need to come home....piknik electronik" |
» Doone said "les lettres manquantes d'un bon puzzle : G...Q...R...V...W..." |
» funkytopcrazy said "She's stupid but not ignorant" |
» Party_Girl said "dam shes hott but dam is she stupid" |
» funkytopcrazy said "On peut admirer une personne pour ce qu'elle est sans toutefois aimer tout ce qu'elle fait" |
» Party_Girl said "kind words are the music of the world" |
» funkytopcrazy said "C'est surtout quand tout vas bien dans notre vie que les plus grands emmerdeurs nous approchent" |
» Mico said "Your friends will never tell you the truth -- that is a luxury reserved for your enemies." |
» funkytopcrazy said "Même les personnes les plus patiente ont des limites à leur patience" |
» Party_Girl said "proper words in a proper place make a true definition of a style!!!" |
» Doone said "a +1 degrée c'est un signe des dieux...." |
» funkytopcrazy said "Une vie de couple saine est le résultat de l'effort des deux partie qui le constitu" |
» Party_Girl said "if you wish success in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience you wise counselor, caution your elder brother and hope your gardian genius" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Dans la vie il y a souvent des hauts et des bas, rarement un juste milieu" |
» Party_Girl said "SA ROCK PAPIER CISEAU" |
» funkytopcrazy said "La faim n'est que le reflet de ce que l'estomac entretien comme illusion" |
» Party_Girl said "my life is one of thoses you had to be there" |
» funkytopcrazy said "Ce que l'ont croit si difficile à surmonter parraît si facile après l'avoir affronter" |
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