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 | » Doone said "We love, we leave, we take, we give, in the big sky" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "Si vous faites le mal, faite-le bien car le mal bien fait ne fait mieux mal!" |
 | » sakado said "la violence est le dernier refuge de l'incompétence" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Love is in the air, real life is on the floor..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "When? Where? At what time? We dont care about it...we just care about with who!" |
| » Party_Girl said "a dream is a wish your heart makes!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Life is a big bowl of shit: it belongs to you to decide if you want to pick up in it or not..." |
 | » Mico said "Care for another piece of advice?" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Ce qui ne nous tu pas nous rend plus fort" |
| » Mico said "Make me a sandwich." |
 | » M-A-X said "Quand l'acte accuse, le résultat excuse" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Si la vie t'offre des citrons, fais-en de la limonade...mais ajoute-y un peu de sucre, sinon c'est pas mal acide pour l'estomac..." |
 | » hazel said "He is the bee's knees, the wasps nipples, he is, i would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major insect in the Western world." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Il ne faut jamais souhaiter du mal aux autres, même par esprit de vengeance, car celle-ci arrivera de par elle-même" |
| » Party_Girl said "friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it!!!" |
 | » DCRn said "If you can't stand the fire, stop committing arson." |
 | » DiddyKong said "Kraft Diner, steak haché et sauce tomate... Le tous bien épicé!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "hope for the best but plan for the worst" |
 | » Metzen said "D-Natural is back" |
| » Party_Girl said "its not denial, im just very selective about the reality i accept" |
 | » DonLouis said "vie ta vie pis reste en vie!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "L'instruction c'est savoir que la tomate est un fruit...la sagesse c'est de ne pas en mettre dans la salade de fruit!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pour etre contente il faut etre heureuse" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je suis toute heureuse d'être contente!" |
 | » lyls said ""Jai gouté a la sueur de ton benévol"" |
| » Doone said "fait tellement beau quand y fait soleil..." |
| » Party_Girl said "a good photographer doesnt take a good picture of your face but of your heart!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Me it is as you but me it is you better there" |
| » Party_Girl said "the police is looking for a suspect described as sexy,funny and great in bed. your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "When love knock at your door...catch it if you can!" |
| » Party_Girl said "3 words to ruin a guys ego....is it in?" |
 | » Kalymero said "Life isn't suposed to be questionned, life is suposed to be live" |
| » Party_Girl said "recession is when your neighbor lost his job, depression is when you lost yours!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Live your life and dont worried about others..." |
 | » caro said "eternal youth. The secret of the insane." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je veux et j'exige, j'exige et je veux!" |
| » Doone said "break dancing duel a l'horizon...." |
| » Party_Girl said "im the queen of farts" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "What can I say, what can you do? Just fuck you, get away!" |
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