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 | » Party_Girl said "its all fun games until someones gets poked in the eye with a dick" |
 | » funkytopcrazy said "Le temps finit toujours par nous venger, sans même que nous ayons à agir." |
 | » caro said "Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "I want everything that I need" |
 | » Doone said "et pendant ce temps, axwell est en feu!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Fuck les ex! Who's next?!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i didnt mean to fall for him, he tripped me!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "I am waht you need for something, what you want for anything and what you have for everything." |
| » Party_Girl said "you must always push your limits, because if you never fail you will never succeed" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "I'm not perfect but I have a lot of good point" |
 | » Mico said "- 1 point... Because you're not clever." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Plus tu cherche, moins tu trouve. Quand tu ne cherche pas, souvent tu trouve." |
| » Party_Girl said "when you run from something, it only stays with you longer. If you fight something, it only makes you stronger!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Ce que je contrôle peut tout de même finir par déraper" |
| » Party_Girl said "put some excitement between your legs" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Les gens n'ont tellement pas de vie qu'il doivent absolument s'intéresser a celle des autres..." |
| » Party_Girl said "you cant make somebody love you, but you can stalk them and hope for the best!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Lorsque l'orgueuil est atteint, toutes les barrières semblent s'écrouler." |
| » Party_Girl said "ont aiment sa compliquer nous, parce que si cest trop facile ya pas de fun!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Jouer à deux c'est toujours mieux!" |
 | » Samwise said "If you're to play me, let me know and I'll play along..." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Ce que je cherche de mieux pour moi n'est pas nécessairement ce qu'il y a de meilleur pour toi" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Seul Dieu le sait, le Diable s'en doute et moi j'ai une petite idée" |
| » Mico said "I feel like a kid again." |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Trop, c'est comme pas assez mais pas assez c'est comme trop..." |
| » Doone said "mais hélas, la vie n'est-elle pas faite que de saga inextricable!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je suis celle qu'on aime à détester" |
| » Party_Girl said "music is the air i breathe" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "La tolérance n'est que l'endurcissement de la patience" |
| » Party_Girl said "love your haters, they are your biggest fans!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "If I show you my room..it's not indication, it's invitation" |
| » Party_Girl said "life is a fashion show and the world is your runway" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "I only trust my self but sometimes my self trust someone else" |
| » Party_Girl said "i party like a rockstar, look like a moviestar, play like an allstar, fuck like a pornstar, baby im a superstar" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "When I was young, world looks so big. Now I'm a big girl, world looks so big again" |
| » Party_Girl said "im not skipping school, im on a self-motivated field trip" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "When I was with my boyfriend, I would like to fuck his best friend. Now it's my ex boyfriend...I can fuck his best friend!" |
| » Party_Girl said "im only speeding cause i really have to poop!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "Je peux ne pas être ton genre mais être tout de même baisable" |
| » Party_Girl said "true frienship isnt being inseperable its being seperate and nothing changes" |
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